I’m happy to introduce the Savage Chickens theme song, created by Songs To Wear Pants To!

To download your very own copy, right-click and Save As: Savage Chickens Theme (1.5 MB MP3) (Please don’t run it off my server!)

Here are the lyrics:

Chickens and speech bubbles, the main components,
With solid gold lines like “SMELL THE MOMENT!”
What came first, two chickens or a pair of eggs?
Post-its and a pen breaking down barricades.
Original or extra crispy, with marinades!
Check out these other chicken wits that I paraphrase…
I’m gonna wish I never told you I have regrets,
Keeping my fear of plaid in check with stuff Kafka said.
Wait, it was really a Barbra minute.
The glass is half full, but I bet there’s arsenic in it.
Chicken one’s apathetic, two’s mouthing surprise,
And then Willie Nelson’s shooting lasers out of his eyes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He was supposed to, yo -
That’s where he could read about himself on a post-it note.

[Adlib] Savage Chickens! Say what? Say what? They cluck!

Doug Savage would only have to spend like one coin,
But no, he’s making me write sonnets at gunpoint.
It’s TERMINATOR THEATRE, bionic legs a good goal,
And so’s drawing thousands of chickens with no control.
But in the whole, one line’s got mad longevity,
It’s “BREVITY: WIT’S SOUL.”
The world is beautiful except for the evil,
And if you believe in me, what else are you believing in?
UFOs! Just let go of the high strain
Of your life’s suffering, except the migraine.
Can’t stop drawing and the clock’s ticking.
Been at it so long, plots have to thicken.
New toons almost daily, there’s lavish pickings,
So when life hands you lemons, read Savage Chickens!

[Adlib] Savage Chickens! Say what? Say what? They cluck!

Savage Chickens say the best things ever.