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To me X=becoming a world famous writer and/or one of the first citizens to colonize Mars. What does your X equal?
For me? X = writing a dozen or so great novels, and drawing chicken cartoons of course!
for me…x = securing naming rights for chicken #2. that, or shooting laser beams out of my eyes while talking like yoda, whichever comes first.
I’m still not entirely sure what my X is but I sure know ppl wish I was wanting to be a lawyer instead.
which reminds me! I saw Iced T the other day at the shopping center and he gave me props for jumping up and down like an idiot with both thumbs up!
What does X equal? Dang, I did not know life/comedy would equal a pop quiz, otherwise I might have paid more attention to one of them.
Despite my ineptitude a great cartoon.
for me X=Y+2 to the power of 6. but sometimes, when i wake up i feel ” no! X=Y-1 to the power of 6″ *sigh* terrible days…
My X is to be a graphic artist in marketing. Then I can annoy you all with billboards and magazine ads, and get paid with your money. And maybe even have my own robot, complete with a stick and nail.
This is one of my favourite Chickens ever… sooooo true!
My X changes, it used to be about being in advertising, but I got into marketing for a most boring company instead, then I wanted to be a researcher, and earn my PhD, and am now trying to just get rid of that PhD after being sick of it for years… I also wanted to be a university lecturer, and when I’m doing it now I found that it has its ups and downs…
My secret secret X though is to be an artist and a writer – in fact I wished it on a shooting star when I was 5. Can I still work to my X?
I wish someone had told me that thirty years ago.
ya…X is a great drug.
Where X equals your dream
and
Y equals something you can never excel at so that
when you pursue it, you can be a “normal” person and dont threaten every other y-doer.
chicken1: i want to do X.
chicken2: X is very difficult. i think you should do Y.