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There is no emperor but the Emperor of Sugar Plums (who needs ice cream anyway)!
All hail our sugarplum masters!
Ok, that was so funny I jut went through the process of signing up with blogger just so I could comment and tell you how funny it was.
I’ve found their headquarters:
http://www.vermontcountrystore.com
/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?
itemID=6599&itemType=PRODUCT&RS=
1&keyword=sugarplum&searchid=
inceptor
Let’s nip this insurrection in the bud. Death to all Sugarplums. Onward to Vermont and victory. Are you with me?
Shouldn’t we be dancing or something?
What are “Sugarplums”?
I don’t know what’s scarier: robots taking over the world, or sugar plums taking over the world.
Will people with a high blood sugar level be the first to fall?
Dear Greg,
Want to make your own?
* 1 cup raisins
* 1 cup bite-size pitted prunes
* 1 cup dates
* 1 cup currants
* 1 cup candied cherries, dried cherries, or dried cranberries
* 1 cup walnuts
* 1/2 to 3/4 cup confectioners’ sugar
* granulated sugar
Using a meat grinder or a food processor, grind the fruit and nuts and mix well. Work into the mixture as much confectioners’ sugar as it takes to form 1-inch balls. Roll in granulated sugar, then place on a rack to dry for 24 hours.
Merry Christmas
What I want to know is why there are NO PLUMS in sugarplums?
Dear Elwood,
Well, prunes are just geezer plums: ones that have become old, dried up and wrinkled (and believe me, as a once plum, now prune myself, I KNOW how that feels.)
Merry Christmas
I, for one, welcome our new Sugar Plum overlords