Savage Chickens - The Third Porridge

Another evil bear.

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15 Responses to The Third Porridge

  1. Meanbad McBear says:

    cartoon bears have the unique ability to look innocent while they kill you

  2. Adam says:

    Man, I hate when that happens.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Baby Bear is a cereal killer?

  4. Allen says:

    “Goldib’gawks and the three evil bears”?

  5. Jim Pemberton says:

    I have to paws and laugh at the comments so far. Too funny!! I just can’t bear it. Here’s what I have to add:

    Would the chicken ask if that was her tummy she heard growling?

    Would she take a bite of the cereal and say, “Mmm. Tastes like chicken?”

    Razor blades? Anyone ever see a clean-shaven bear?

  6. Anonymous says:

    this just shows how the world today is…

  7. Anonymous says:

    It’s Goldilocks. She stopped shaving and things got out of control.

  8. Anonymous says:

    This is what happens when bears can go dumpster diving.

  9. M-L says:

    Doug,
    I’m concerned you are listening to my conversations. Last week I had lengthy topics of banter with my coworkers about; Chuck Norris, Black Butte Ranch, and Goldilocks and the Three Bears. HOW is it possible you made a panel about each of those topics, a day or two after our discussions?
    Wow man, WOW.

  10. Ray DiCulous says:

    the 5 coolest things about eating porridge laced with razor blades:

    1) The inside of your throat will NEVER EVER get whiskery!

    2) If you’re a chicken who eats them, you can cut your own head off

    3) you can pretend you’re choking, and when somebody gives you the heimlich maneuver, you can hack up a razor blade into an onlooker’s jugular vein and impress everybody

    4) it makes all food taste like blood, which is cool if you’re a vam-chicken

    5) actually, there aren’t 5 cool things about eating razor blades, only 4

  11. Anonymous says:

    This reminded me of that Simpsons with the box of “jagged metal Krusty-o’s!”

  12. Ada says:

    the third bowl would be “just right” if the chicken were emo…

  13. Diego says:

    i like evil bear.

  14. Bobby says:

    Ahhhh, the nice taste of razor blades, blood, and poradge in the morning. WIth some cofee, and cereal, you are on your way to a thinner, healther you!

  15. Big Egg says:

    Nah, I prefer just some buttered toat with jam…

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