Metal Band Name Generator

25 Responses to “Metal Band Name Generator”

1. Anonymous on May 7th, 2007 11:02 am

   I always liked “Angry Mayonaise” as a good band name.

2. Tusk on May 7th, 2007 11:03 am

   haha! Very clever, not to mention funny!

3. merriol on May 7th, 2007 11:15 am

   The Stink Weasels ROCK!!!

   Thank you SC for unleashing the rock legend in me… all that was stopping me was a funky name.

4. tazcat on May 7th, 2007 1:57 pm

   Oh My F***in… LMAO

   THAT is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages!

   As a former (reformed?) Metal Head, I can’t decide if I like “Savage Lobster” better than “Thunder Monkey”… tho’ there is “Dead Robot” to consider, too.

5. Anonymous on May 7th, 2007 2:41 pm

   Awesome! Fire Spatula Rules!! >:P

6. Dryhumah on May 7th, 2007 4:30 pm

   Didn’t the drummer for the Stink Weasels die choking on his own vomit?

7. Nicoley on May 7th, 2007 4:33 pm

   Dirt Robot!.. WOooOOooo

8. Ms Hairy on May 7th, 2007 5:00 pm

   Stink Lobster rages with maritime angst.

9. highnez on May 7th, 2007 5:10 pm

   “War Weasel” is a perfect name! I already have the mascots for the band, and they love to do the “weasel war dance”.

   Time to quit my day job and learn to play guitar or drums or something.

10. MiMi aka Tippy Pennell on May 7th, 2007 5:41 pm

    LMAO! This is awesome! “Dirt Lobster” is my favorite! I also like “Stink Weasels”….this is one of the funniest and most fun ‘toons yet!

11. Tracy on May 7th, 2007 7:45 pm

    The one sticking his tongue out… nice touch. I don’t know if War Hammer quite fits my style, but Fire Chickens is spot on.

12. Alayne on May 7th, 2007 9:19 pm

    Chicken Evisorators!

13. Anonymous on May 7th, 2007 10:50 pm

    War Weasel or Thunder Monkey get my vote! When is Battle of the Bands?

14. Anonymous on May 8th, 2007 7:26 am

    LOL, War Spleen is my favorite, along with Chicken Machine.

15. Anonymous on May 8th, 2007 12:04 pm

    coooool!

16. Anonymous on May 8th, 2007 3:10 pm

    Tofu Spatula.
    Enough of this school nonesense, I’ve got the perfect name and I’m ready to ROCK OUT!!!

17. Anonymous on May 9th, 2007 1:59 am

    Dead Rage !!! That is an awesome name.

18. Tony E. White Jr on May 9th, 2007 9:46 am

    Camoflage Garage! Wanna be facimile! I could go on for dayz!

19. Anonymous on May 10th, 2007 12:30 am

    I looked these up and most of them actually are metal bands….

20. Anonymous on May 13th, 2007 7:58 pm

    my personal favorite is dead lobster

21. ghost on May 13th, 2007 8:07 pm

    great cartoons. Savage Chickens rock

22. Anonymous on September 6th, 2007 9:22 pm

    lobster spleen…

23. Anonymous on March 15th, 2008 3:46 am

    will it ever come up with savage chickens?

24. Futil1ty on September 30th, 2008 11:51 pm

    Night Monkey.

    Wow.

25. lolzer on June 21st, 2009 5:55 pm

    Cranky Spleen

    I would so see that band in concert :p

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