The Sailor

9 Responses to “The Sailor”

1. Jen on June 6th, 2007 11:01 am

   Summon the Kraken!

2. Kevin on June 6th, 2007 3:59 pm

   I thought it had something to do with getting him and embarrassing tattoo… Like “I [heart] crabs”…

3. Anonymous on June 6th, 2007 4:27 pm

   Get him another tattoo. Perhaps “Mother” or “The Colonel”.

4. SnowBug on June 6th, 2007 6:27 pm

   You can thank (or kick) me later.
   (wow…some of these are vicious. Luckily I was a Marine and not a sailor!)

   Put him in the longboat ’til he’s sober

   Put him in the longboat and make him bail ‘er

   Put him in the bilge and make him drink it

   Pull out the plug and wet him all over

   Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him

   Heave him by the leg in a running bowline

   Soak ‘im in oil ’till he sprouts flippers

   Spray him with whiskey and light him on fire

   Take him and shake him and try to wake him

   Give ‘im a dose of salt and water

   Hit ‘im on the head with a broken hammer

   Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under

   Keelhaul him, keelhaul him

   Put him into bed with the captain’s daughter

   You’ve never seen the captain’s daughter

   Slap him around and call him Suzie,

   Shave his belly with a rusty razor

   Put him in the back of the paddywagon

   Put him in his bunk with his pants on backwards

   Hang him from the yard-arm by his toe nails

   Send him down to Davy Jones’ Locker

5. Anonymous on June 6th, 2007 7:36 pm

   Put him in the recovery position?

6. Jen on June 6th, 2007 9:02 pm

   They made us learn this song in 5th grade, but they only taught us the “child friendly” verses.

7. SnowBug on June 6th, 2007 9:47 pm

   Jen -
   Then I take it “Shave his belly with a rusty razor” wasn’t there

8. Roz on June 6th, 2007 11:40 pm

   What do you do with a drunken sailor?
   You turn him into a dunkin’ sailor.
   If he can’t swim, throw him a donut.

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