“His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.” – C3 PO
I still can’t believe I spelled “Tatooine” wrong! How embarrassing! Luckily I didn’t try to spell “Sarlacc”. Sarlaac? Saarlac? George Lucas makes everything difficult to spell!
he he he
They could just move the game about 30 feet away. It’s not like the sand monsters move around much.
It’s Tatooine, not the planet where short men in white suits who point at airplanes come from
“His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.” – C3
PO
Never play vollyball near a hungry, chicken eating wookie?
Serpahine: It’s the Sarlacc that’s eating him, not a wookie…
that said, imagine the fun Chewbacca had getting the sand out of his hair…
Wookies don’t have tentacles(though it’d be strange and creepy if they did).
Psh of course Wookies don’t have tentacles… that’s what makes them so huggable! (Eh, though not as huggable as the Ewoks…)
Nice one Doug!
Thanks Topher!
I still can’t believe I spelled “Tatooine” wrong! How embarrassing! Luckily I didn’t try to spell “Sarlacc”. Sarlaac? Saarlac? George Lucas makes everything difficult to spell!
Tastes like Chicken!
I guffaw every time I read this one!
this is fun and it is funny and i like it Xxxxx