Bedtime Story

9 Responses to “Bedtime Story”

1. Burning on December 4th, 2007 12:56 pm

   This is shockingly like the time I

   Wouldn’t you agree?

2. Anonymous on December 4th, 2007 12:56 pm

   Doug, you forgot the screaming this would engender from well, humans kids…perhaps chicks are more composed that toddlers?

   (I’m going to try it anyway

3. Trevor on December 4th, 2007 1:33 pm

   /giggle

4. Sarah Louise on December 4th, 2007 2:08 pm

   keep em coming–laughed til I coughed. any good break up chickens?

5. Anonymous on December 4th, 2007 2:34 pm

   and the chickens lived… (Damn that evil magician)

6. Deb on December 4th, 2007 2:43 pm

   That made me laugh right out loud. Good one!

7. Seraphine on December 4th, 2007 3:08 pm

   Daddy Chicken isn’t in a good
   mood tonight, is he? He’s going
   on Santa’s naughty list.

8. Allen on December 4th, 2007 3:27 pm

   Would this have been funnier if you’d left the last frame off, with a blank space where the frame would be expected?

9. Anonymous on December 4th, 2007 3:30 pm

   Ah, the children of today…

   …you cant spank them so you may as well warp their minds

   But i did remember this…

   Calvin: Dad, how come old photographs are always black and white? Didn’t they
   have color film back then?

   Dad: Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs are in color. It’s just the
   world was black and white then.

   Calvin: Really?

   Dad: Yep. The world didn’t turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too.

   Calvin: That’s really weird.

   Dad: Well, truth is stranger than fiction.

   Calvin: But then why are old paintings in color?! If their world was black and white, wouldn’t artists have painted it that way?

   Dad: Not necessarily. A lot of great artists were insane.

   Calvin: But… but how could they have painted in color anyway? Wouldn’t their paints have been shades of gray back then?

   Dad: Of course, but they turned colors like everything else did in the ’30s.

   Calvin: So why didn’t old black and white photos turn color too?

   Dad: Because they were color pictures of black and white, remember?

   Wolfguard

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