Captain Television

12 Responses to “Captain Television”

1. frank on January 15th, 2008 9:45 am

   LOL!!!

   That’s MY Hero!!!

2. Rob on January 15th, 2008 11:57 am

   Wow, a comic about me… I’m depressed.

3. Capt. Oblivious on January 15th, 2008 1:31 pm

   My wife says I do this all the time…when do I get my official uniform and stuff?

   Just when I thought you were slipping Doug, this did literally make me laugh out loud.

4. Tim on January 15th, 2008 1:53 pm

   Captain Television’s sidekick, Video-Game Boy, lives at my house. He has Captain Television’s powers of concentration as well as super eye-hand coordination and he saves the world from evil aliens every day. Sadly, taking out the trash is not one of his super powers.

5. cate on January 15th, 2008 2:57 pm

   Please can we have Mr Stinky again?

6. Allen on January 15th, 2008 4:25 pm

   Another Useless Mutant!

   I’ll be sure to cheer during the commercial break.

   Unless it’s one of those really funny, entertaining commercials…

7. Anonymous on January 15th, 2008 6:17 pm

   Doug, is that how Bob the dog got squished? TV fell on him?
   You have any other pets Doug, mutant or not? What’s their names?

8. "SUNLIGHT IS THE BEST DISINFECTANT" - US Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis (1856-1941) on January 15th, 2008 6:39 pm

   Doug, is Cap’t TV’s archnemisis the cable guy?

9. Seraphine on January 15th, 2008 6:44 pm

   Gaa, my husband is the same way. I’ll walk back into a room an hour later, and he hasn’t moved an inch. I bet more people die in front of the television than anywhere else.

10. Silarnon on January 15th, 2008 8:32 pm

    I miss pet rock. We haven’t seen it since Rock Ock…

11. Adam on January 16th, 2008 4:01 pm

    Do you actually have a pet rock? Or a chicken for that matter? Why chickens?

12. Big Egg on September 2nd, 2009 9:27 am

    Eventually, Captain Television had to quit his superhero life for one whole week because the TV was broken.
    He sought refuge on the street, drinking green fluid out of the drains and eating old fast food throw-outs.
    At the end of the week, he saw the light of a TV store. Dragging himself out of the sewers, he pressed his beak against the screen.
    He made a vow that he could watch TV whenever he could, watching people on TV fight crime.

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