Free Smiles

10 Responses to “Free Smiles”

1. zaphod on February 5th, 2008 10:08 am

   At last, now I have a response when asked (oh so brightly) by my co-workers why I am not smiling.

   A more cogent explanation has not yet been put forth!

2. Eileen on February 5th, 2008 2:09 pm

   That’s great, but you see…I smile at almost everybody especially if they hate it! ahhahaha…I know I’m late for this, but my favorite cartoon of the past year was The Road Less Traveled! POET BOT!

3. Edward on February 5th, 2008 2:20 pm

   No, as the advertisement in the right hand banner says Smileys are Free, but yes smiles cost, thought it variably independent on mood, a&*hole factor of those being smiled at, and of course the happy tax the current administration imposes.

   snark

4. scrufflepuff on February 5th, 2008 2:50 pm

   Smiles are only for pleasant customers… And there are fewer of them every day. Doug, how long did you work in fast food to get this so right?

5. Seraphine on February 5th, 2008 5:34 pm

   Would you like that smile
   to go, or eat it here?

6. Ms Hairy on February 5th, 2008 7:45 pm

   I’ll take a McRib over a smile any day. Ah…the McRib…we hardy knew ye.

7. cricket on February 5th, 2008 7:55 pm

   Two and a half years at McBlech, eighteen years at shitty, shitty minimum-wage jobs. Thank you.

   (Makes office monkeys look downright glamorous. At least their soul-selling is more subtle.)

8. Anonymous on February 5th, 2008 10:22 pm

   Doug, words can’t even explain… I think I love you!

9. Doug Savage on February 6th, 2008 8:21 am

   scrufflepuff, I only lasted about 3 months!

   ms hairy, I miss the McRib too. But I have a feeling that my memory of its tasty goodness is better than the real thing

10. Adam on February 7th, 2008 2:43 am

    …but frowns are free. we have become a depressing culture.

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