Romantic

16 Responses to “Romantic”

1. Hyman on February 11th, 2008 11:28 am

   I would have expected the Yes/No scale to be reversed for a “SAVAGE” Chicken.

2. Jen on February 11th, 2008 12:09 pm

   Chicken Lederhosen are extremely romantic! I’d rank a nice pair o’those over a love poem (ew). Chocolates would definitely be first on my list!

3. Cecilia on February 11th, 2008 1:17 pm

   Oh, I don’t care what you say. Paintball deathmatches are totally romantic!

4. Awbbie on February 11th, 2008 3:37 pm

   I think that a paint ball Death match it pretty romantic

5. A plagiarist, of course on February 11th, 2008 3:40 pm

   Love poems are only romantic when they’re plagiarized from somebody who actually knows how to write love poems…Barry White? Beaudelaire?

6. oh good god on February 11th, 2008 4:06 pm

   Dang! I always thought that Death Match Paintballing was always more romatic than belching. I guess everyone has they’re own opinions.

7. Poisonedtattoo on February 11th, 2008 4:41 pm

   But what about lazer tag?

8. Poisonedtattoo on February 11th, 2008 4:42 pm

   laser* dangit…

9. geniusinmaine on February 11th, 2008 5:07 pm

   But I find lederhosen to be quite romantic!

10. Seraphine on February 11th, 2008 6:12 pm

    Thank you for the Valentines
    Day ideas. My husband would
    probably like the paintball
    better than the flowers.

11. Bobbert on February 11th, 2008 7:08 pm

    What if they are allergic to flowers? Or are fat?

12. Kennedy on February 11th, 2008 8:42 pm

    Sadly taking off Lederhosen and putting away paintball gun…

13. Anonymous on February 11th, 2008 8:42 pm

    Lederhosen not sexy or romantic? Maybe I am an odd woman, but I would rather have a paintball deathmatch then flowers and chocolates any day. And if he is wearing Lederhosen during paintball, well the evening is his.

14. Lemon on February 11th, 2008 9:16 pm

    I don’t really find love poems romantic.

15. BarefootMedia on February 11th, 2008 9:48 pm

    Thanks Doug! this appears to explain a lot of the problems I have with women. I could really have used this in college.

16. Sarah Louise on February 12th, 2008 3:47 pm

    coughing, laughing, pondering: the only “candelight Valentine’s” that I had was pizza b/c the restaurant of choice didn’t take reservations therefore the wait would have been 3 hours. (read: not romantic.)

    And about paintball–while I’ve never participated, paintball did offer plot twist moments in two romantic comedies: Ten things I hate about you (sigh, Heath, we miss thee) and Failure to Launch (Sarah Jessica Parker rules!)

    Intelligent chicken humor that is thought provoking–how we didn’t know we needed this daily until you provided it…

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