Savage Chickens - Monsters

Another bedtime.

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10 Responses to Monsters

  1. lioness says:

    Ahhh…parenting at it’s Best!

  2. Rarrr! says:

    This is very remiscent of several Far Side cartoons, Doug…anyway, REAL parents follow through–not only do you tell the kids monsters are real, you tell them monsters consume (as light snacks) children who a) don’t eat their dinner b) children who wet the bed–this one actually attracts monsters, and c)children who wake crying in the night over something ridiculous and trivial (like monsters!).

  3. katie says:

    lol love this one and the bedtime story one in the link

  4. tjeks1993 says:

    Love the chicken eyes peeking out from under the covers!!

  5. Allen says:

    “Yup. The alarm goes of and stimulates the appetite center of the monster’s brain. Sure, you’ll be eaten, but the monster’s ravenous hunger ensures it’ll be a swift end.”

  6. Seraphine says:

    Yes, monsters are real.
    The sooner children learn
    that, the better.

  7. Dennis says:

    Do you think that little chicken is afraid of the fact that monsters are real, or is he really afraid that dad had installed a laser activated monster detector because little chicken knows that one of these days the machines are going to rise up and revolt!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Then wouldn’t the monsters have a laser activated Chuck Norris detector? Just in case?


  9. Greg says:

    Go to Sleep!! What are you, Chicken??

  10. Karina says:

    Mine as a child was..”the wolves will get me.” Mom wasn’t going for that one.

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