Robot Hero

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I wonder how often he’s called upon us use his “Super Contact Locating” powers vs. his “Super Eye Exam” powers. (Do you suppose he accepts coupons for contact lens trials?)
I think this is my favorite UM so far….I love it!
Hooooooog. Unleashing…the deadly powers of bad breath during eye exams.
Driven by a quest for justice, and the fact he didn’t get in to medical school.
He could have saved me a lot of trouble and time, at least twice in my life.
So just like Woolverine he’s more a “Less-useful Mutant”.
And I hope you all noticed the faint resemblance to “Optimus Prime”. And one more word play: Optimus Prime + Megatron = Optometron.
Doug you’re a genius if you did all this on purpose.
Trog, you slay me!
Love it as always Doug, couldn’t get through work without you!
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