What’s this “Canada Day”? Something you copied from our “America Day”? We call it “Fourth of July” and set off small to mid-range explosives, sure to blow off the fingers of inebriated, patriotic teenaged and developmentally-arrested good ol’ boys, pudgy suburban stoners and testosterone-pumped jackass guys of all ages and classes.
As I live in Germany believe me one thing: We would not exactly use the word “beer” for the drink that is served on the Northern American continent. But Canadian stuff is close too beer.
Glad to see William Shatner in his rightful place among Canadian exports. However, Canadians don’t keep all their beer to themselves, just their good beer.
Agree with geniusinmaine – in Australia I can’t get the best Canadian beer, so it makes a damn good reason to visit Canada again (amongst other reasons, but the beer is the standout).
I’d like to mention the brands but I’m afraid some drinks multi-national will buy them out or turn them to krud.
Pamela Anderson Keanu Reeves Howie Mandel Kiefer Sutherland Ryan Gosling Eric McCormack Linda Evangelista Wayne Gretzky Peter Jennings Alexander Graham Bell Michael J. Fox Mike Meyers Jim Carey Leslie Nielsen Shania Twain Alex Trebek Wheat Petroleum Cars Water!
Shatner is a big weenie, so you can keep him…
Oh, and there is some really awesome beer we keep here for ourselves, but feel free to come on over and try some!
What- no pharmaceuticals?!?! Even those of an uplifting* sort?!?!
Happy Canada Day, eh.
*of course, i mean Prozac!!!
What’s this “Canada Day”? Something you copied from our “America Day”? We call it “Fourth of July” and set off small to mid-range explosives, sure to blow off the fingers of inebriated, patriotic teenaged and developmentally-arrested good ol’ boys, pudgy suburban stoners and testosterone-pumped jackass guys of all ages and classes.
What about RUSH and SCTV?
Now that’s worth celebrating!
Happy Canada to you!
Yes, keep beer here.
What about Stargate, eh?
I didn’t know William Shatner was from Canada! I can’t believe I call myself a Trekkie and I didn’t know that!
The coolest thing about the Shat is the fact that despite horrible acting (sorry) he has become quite famous.
You can have our water but for god’s sake leave the beer…
Does this mean that there is BETTER Canadian beer than what I have tasted? And they’re holding out on us?!!??
chickens on beer?
savage chickens
finally makes sense…
Happy Canada Day, WooHoo!!!
As I live in Germany believe me one thing: We would not exactly use the word “beer” for the drink that is served on the Northern American continent. But Canadian stuff is close too beer.
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Glad to see William Shatner in his rightful place among Canadian exports. However, Canadians don’t keep all their beer to themselves, just their good beer.
Agree with geniusinmaine – in Australia I can’t get the best Canadian beer, so it makes a damn good reason to visit Canada again (amongst other reasons, but the beer is the standout).
I’d like to mention the brands but I’m afraid some drinks multi-national will buy them out or turn them to krud.
Don’t forget:
Pamela Anderson
Keanu Reeves
Howie Mandel
Kiefer Sutherland
Ryan Gosling
Eric McCormack
Linda Evangelista
Wayne Gretzky
Peter Jennings
Alexander Graham Bell
Michael J. Fox
Mike Meyers
Jim Carey
Leslie Nielsen
Shania Twain
Alex Trebek
Wheat
Petroleum
Cars
Water!
Shatner is a big weenie, so you can keep him…
Oh, and there is some really awesome beer we keep here for ourselves, but feel free to come on over and try some!
…and of course, Celine Dion