Oh Canada

14 Responses to “Oh Canada”

1. Anonymous on July 1st, 2008 8:01 am

   What- no pharmaceuticals?!?! Even those of an uplifting* sort?!?!

   Happy Canada Day, eh.

   *of course, i mean Prozac!!!

2. Anonymous on July 1st, 2008 10:40 am

   What’s this “Canada Day”? Something you copied from our “America Day”? We call it “Fourth of July” and set off small to mid-range explosives, sure to blow off the fingers of inebriated, patriotic teenaged and developmentally-arrested good ol’ boys, pudgy suburban stoners and testosterone-pumped jackass guys of all ages and classes.

3. Anonymous on July 1st, 2008 10:47 am

   What about RUSH and SCTV?

   Now that’s worth celebrating!

4. Ellie T on July 1st, 2008 12:22 pm

   Happy Canada to you!

5. Don Vaillancourt on July 1st, 2008 12:48 pm

   Yes, keep beer here.

6. eliannrad on July 1st, 2008 3:18 pm

   What about Stargate, eh?

   I didn’t know William Shatner was from Canada! I can’t believe I call myself a Trekkie and I didn’t know that!

   The coolest thing about the Shat is the fact that despite horrible acting (sorry) he has become quite famous.

7. Trog on July 1st, 2008 3:56 pm

   You can have our water but for god’s sake leave the beer…

   

8. Anonymous on July 1st, 2008 4:56 pm

   Does this mean that there is BETTER Canadian beer than what I have tasted? And they’re holding out on us?!!??

9. Seraphine on July 1st, 2008 5:33 pm

   chickens on beer?
   savage chickens
   finally makes sense…

10. Luwano on July 1st, 2008 7:32 pm

    Happy Canada Day, WooHoo!!!

    As I live in Germany believe me one thing: We would not exactly use the word “beer” for the drink that is served on the Northern American continent. But Canadian stuff is close too beer.

    &=^

11. geniusinmaine on July 1st, 2008 7:35 pm

    Glad to see William Shatner in his rightful place among Canadian exports. However, Canadians don’t keep all their beer to themselves, just their good beer.

12. Carcus on July 2nd, 2008 3:03 am

    Agree with geniusinmaine - in Australia I can’t get the best Canadian beer, so it makes a damn good reason to visit Canada again (amongst other reasons, but the beer is the standout).

    I’d like to mention the brands but I’m afraid some drinks multi-national will buy them out or turn them to krud.

13. kristina on July 2nd, 2008 8:45 pm

    Don’t forget:

    Pamela Anderson
    Keanu Reeves
    Howie Mandel
    Kiefer Sutherland
    Ryan Gosling
    Eric McCormack
    Linda Evangelista
    Wayne Gretzky
    Peter Jennings
    Alexander Graham Bell
    Michael J. Fox
    Mike Meyers
    Jim Carey
    Leslie Nielsen
    Shania Twain
    Alex Trebek
    Wheat
    Petroleum
    Cars
    Water!

    Shatner is a big weenie, so you can keep him…

    Oh, and there is some really awesome beer we keep here for ourselves, but feel free to come on over and try some!

14. Anonymous on July 29th, 2008 2:32 pm

    …and of course, Celine Dion

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