To clarify in case of confusion:
Evil twins have goatees because Spock in Star Trek once had an “evil twin” and the ET had a goatee.
You do not have to be clean-shaven to have an evil twin with a goatee. You are permitted to have a mustache and/or sideburns.
In the case of Savage Chickens, you can tell that someone is evil by the eyebrows, regardless of whether he has a goatee.
Red Sox rock, don’t be hating on our Idiots’s (does anyone call them that anymore) facial hair, and evil twins root for the Yankees but only if the good twin roots for the Red Sox.
There, I have dropped my peace. Holding it is boring.
miles archer on
July 7th, 2009 7:00 am
Um, wasn’t Magnum a Detroit Tigers fan?
Paul on
July 7th, 2009 10:21 am
He was a Detroit Tigers fan. They are his evil twin and triplet.
Shane on
July 14th, 2009 9:58 pm
I resent that the Evil twin has a soul patch (that’s not goatee)! I agree it would be much more evil if he was clean shaven. A soul patch would make him the cool twin and Magnum the evil one… which I think may be the case.
uber on
July 25th, 2009 12:49 am
Actually, the evil guy is the one with eyebrows, as 11 pointed out.
He had! Frank Zappa!!!
Nice, it’s Flexo’s goatie.
oh my freakin god! u was just watching Magnum P.I last night!! what a coincidence!! hahaha… i cant get over it!!
i mean I was watching it, not u… maybe you were… i dont know… but i meant to say I… lol
He did. Didn’t you ever watch that terrible Primetime drama “Las Vegas?” The Evil Magnum owned a casino for SEASONS.
I know we can always tell the Evil Twin by their beard, but that’s in the case of clean-shaven males.
Since Magnum had a moustache, wouldn’t his Evil Twin be completely clean-shaven?
Has any research been done on this vital question regarding Alternate, Parallel, and Mirror Universes?
Hey your stereotyping Sox fans have goatees. I agree with the evil part.
I would think his evil twin would support a National League team. Or the evil NY team …
In response to Muireann, would it not be possible that Magnum was the evil twin?
i thought the guy from airwolf was his evil twin?
To clarify in case of confusion:
Evil twins have goatees because Spock in Star Trek once had an “evil twin” and the ET had a goatee.
You do not have to be clean-shaven to have an evil twin with a goatee. You are permitted to have a mustache and/or sideburns.
In the case of Savage Chickens, you can tell that someone is evil by the eyebrows, regardless of whether he has a goatee.
Red Sox rock, don’t be hating on our Idiots’s (does anyone call them that anymore) facial hair, and evil twins root for the Yankees but only if the good twin roots for the Red Sox.
There, I have dropped my peace. Holding it is boring.
Um, wasn’t Magnum a Detroit Tigers fan?
He was a Detroit Tigers fan. They are his evil twin and triplet.
I resent that the Evil twin has a soul patch (that’s not goatee)! I agree it would be much more evil if he was clean shaven. A soul patch would make him the cool twin and Magnum the evil one… which I think may be the case.
Actually, the evil guy is the one with eyebrows, as 11 pointed out.