The Positive Reinforcer

11 Responses to “The Positive Reinforcer”

1. steve on September 2nd, 2009 12:55 am

   I’ll stop robbing banks for icecream. then again, i’d have to start robbing banks first.

   : |

2. Adam on September 2nd, 2009 7:22 am

   What a positive role model for kids! No gratuitous violence!

   How you can go from Goldilocks to this is amazing.

3. Greg on September 2nd, 2009 7:52 am

   Why is it that when whenever I read “The Positive Reinforcer” I hear an echo? Too much tv as a kid I guess.

4. Big Egg on September 2nd, 2009 9:12 am

   You should make Lemon Man.
   He sends out Lemon Clones to squeeze lemon juice in the eyes of the villains.
   Just an idea, Doug.

5. Tigerlilly on September 2nd, 2009 9:41 am

   He might not be so useless, it looks like one of the robbers is seriously considering his offer…

6. Seraphine on September 2nd, 2009 10:17 am

   so not so useless after all, eh?
   also, UM should trademark his smiley face brand, i bet he can make a lot of money from that.

7. Ian C on September 2nd, 2009 12:38 pm

   My God - I think I know the secret identity of the Positive Reinforcer! And to think all these years I just knew her as Grandma! Granted, she looks a lot more like a chicken in costume…but the hair is close to the same.

8. Justin on September 2nd, 2009 3:48 pm

   Nothing acts as a better reinforcer than ice cream.
   Or cake.
   Or both.

9. cfuhrer on September 2nd, 2009 3:52 pm

   Holy Cow that’s funny!! Totally made my psych degree worthwhile. I now have an alternate career as *super hero announcer voice* Bank Robbery Preventor.

10. Aud on September 2nd, 2009 5:00 pm

    Yay!! Return of the UM! Love that smiley shirt. How can you not feel positive around a chicken in a smiley shirt?

    @Big Egg: I would love to see that…

    P.S. You could actually do a 360 and have the Positive Reinforcer buy them spiked ice cream AND/or cake, then get those robbers drunk and do the PR’s bidding and rob more banks. Then after they’re sober, tell them they’ll get ice cream if they stop robbing banks…
    (my own twisted, evil logic..MWUAHAHAHAHA…)

11. Big Egg on September 3rd, 2009 3:26 am

    Thanks for making The Yellow Onion, Doug!

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