Unicorns

16 Responses to “Unicorns”

1. steve on September 22nd, 2009 12:32 am

   it is common knowledge that unicorns do enjoy the odd kebab or two, but how does he eat them? does the unicorn have some un-naturally long tongue?

   where does your inspiration come from Doug?

   thanks again, you make my day.

   : )

2. Nathalie (Spacedlaw) on September 22nd, 2009 2:25 am

   What? No roasted chicken?

3. Justin on September 22nd, 2009 4:12 am

   @steve:
   Unicorns usually travel in pairs, and occasionally larger groups as well. Thus they technically eat the food off another’s horn. Horses have retained this inbred technique, though it has devolved into more of a nuzzling maneuver.

4. DarkHawke on September 22nd, 2009 4:33 am

   Maybe also corndogs? Cocktail weenies and/or pigs in a blanket? Just wonderin’.

5. ed on September 22nd, 2009 5:04 am

   How about corndogs and Rotisserie Chicken! Healthy food!

6. Luwano on September 22nd, 2009 5:10 am

   As it’s Oktoberfest-time in Germany, you should not forget “Steckerlfish”! (Take a look)

   Btw any chance for a Oktoberfest-themed cartoon this year?

7. Jon on September 22nd, 2009 6:44 am

   Where’s the deep fried Snickers bar? Candy Apples?

8. karina on September 22nd, 2009 7:06 am

   unicorns have prehensile horns!

9. Tony Bond on September 22nd, 2009 7:40 am

   Deep Fried Alfalfa on a Stick
   with a side of Horseradish - Yum

   N6VGP

10. EpicFail on September 22nd, 2009 8:37 am

    Obviously their sugar filled diet results for their unbearably cheery reputation…and apparent disinclination to make both of their eyes focus in the same direction.

    =D I love these comics, thanks Mr. Savage!

11. Seraphine on September 22nd, 2009 10:20 am

    everyone knows unicorns eat grass. i see them at night grazing in the park. sometimes they talk to owls. they also like to ride the merry-go-round.

12. shanadien on September 22nd, 2009 12:06 pm

    They eat marshmallows!! But… but… I heard that unicorns poop marshmallows!

13. Stace on September 22nd, 2009 1:06 pm

    Did Doug recently attend the fair? And go for a ride on the carousel after eating some fair fare?

14. Aud on September 22nd, 2009 10:18 pm

    Brilliant…although the unicorn looks like it doesn’t have a clue as to why all that food keeps appearing on its horn. Magic, remember…?

15. charybdis4000 on September 22nd, 2009 11:00 pm

    @ steve:
    And if Justin’s reasoning doesn’t work for you, an episode of Charlie the Unicorn on YouTube matches one of your questions.

    Great as always, Doug!

16. Aziza on September 23rd, 2009 6:00 pm

    alternative caption:

    serving tonight at unicorn diners!

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