Future Poets

21 Responses to “Future Poets”

1. steve on October 9th, 2009 12:43 am

   that, and the Rhyming Becktionary : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=becktionary&defid=1198816

   : )

2. Fernanda on October 9th, 2009 1:00 am

   Hahahahaha! Great!

3. Dmitrij on October 9th, 2009 1:54 am

   Those faces, full of inspiration

4. fanfanfan on October 9th, 2009 2:33 am

   HAHAHAHAHA Descares is a fart!

5. Joe Cosper on October 9th, 2009 5:35 am

   Children? This method works for the “grownups” in our office also.

6. Lisa Long on October 9th, 2009 6:12 am

   I just sent that to all the teachers at my two schools, and everyone is rolling! Thanks for the Friday chuckle!

7. Marius G on October 9th, 2009 6:34 am

   :)) hilarious!

8. lindylu on October 9th, 2009 7:00 am

   How about words that rhyme with orange? Let’s frustrate the little buggers.

9. Tony Bond on October 9th, 2009 7:06 am

   Ooh
   Ooh!
   Pick me!
   Pick me!

   Bart Simpson, “Don’t have cow man.”

   N6VGP

10. Greg on October 9th, 2009 8:16 am

    I feel a poem coming on

11. FupDuckTV on October 9th, 2009 8:17 am

    Farts are funny… Hee Hee

12. Rachel on October 9th, 2009 8:43 am

    Yeah, as a teacher, pretty sure I’ve done this before…what can I say? It works!

13. Seraphine on October 9th, 2009 9:19 am

    i have never heard a chicken fart. ever.

14. BarefootMedia on October 9th, 2009 7:36 pm

    proper chickens cluck loudly when they fart, thus disguising how farty they really are. and establishing them as a noisy barnyard creature. and what with bird hygiene being what it is, they’ve always had an odor problem.

    how was my lesson learned? let’s just say, never light a match inside of a closed chicken coop unless you’re planning to raise the roof.

15. shanadian on October 10th, 2009 8:16 am

    This reminds me of the time my pet chicken William was so scared he farted…

16. EvilGod on October 11th, 2009 2:52 am

    Hilarious and I’m sure that it would work as a way to encourage kids but I was going to point out that Fart doesn’t even come close to rhyming with Descartes. That is of course until I checked and found that that Americans do pronounce it ‘day-kart’ whereas I was taught ‘day-Kar’.

17. Mireille Albert on October 11th, 2009 10:44 pm

    OOOOhh myyyy Gosh!!!

    This cartoon is PURE. GENIUS.

    Doug, for this and other cartoons, I want to say:

    YOU

    DA

    MAN.

18. Aud on October 12th, 2009 2:25 pm

    I love this.

19. Penny Smith on October 12th, 2009 8:12 pm

    I actually had to have a chat with the principal because I let my 5th graders use potty humor when learning about parts of speech. We were doing Mad Libs, and I didn’t care if they used fart, or poop etc, as long as they were using it in the correct form of speech. This cartoon makes my day!! Thanks!!!

20. Jeremy on October 15th, 2009 11:15 am

    stealthy chickens fart

    mastered the art of the silent fart

    god I wish it would depart that wretched silent fart

21. adchick on October 15th, 2009 8:18 pm

    Brilliant. I love your humor!

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