Corporate Jargon

10 Responses to “Corporate Jargon”

1. steve on March 12th, 2010 1:00 am

   lol, that’s great

   this one is awesome:

   GOOD POTENTIAL FOR GROWTH WITHIN OUR COMPANY
   We looove brown-nosers.

   : )

2. Carol on March 12th, 2010 3:46 am

   My company said the same thing to the survivors after downsizing!

3. Jonny5 on March 12th, 2010 4:07 am

   so fitting.

4. plum on March 12th, 2010 5:07 am

   PROD3000 is my boss. I had identical meeting yesterday with totally 100% the same words and explanation!!! OMG- HE IS EVERYWHERE!

5. Tony Bond on March 12th, 2010 6:36 am

   Translation for the “Need to Know”:
   We’re really all becoming highly paid consultants.

   N6VGP

6. Tom on March 12th, 2010 9:15 am

   Geez Doug, it’s like you work here.

   Added bonus: the guy who was my designated replacement quit. Now I’ve got no one.

7. Seraphine on March 12th, 2010 10:17 am

   luckily, when all they want
   are “team players”
   they can scrape the barrel
   and still get by.

8. thoughtlounge on March 13th, 2010 11:30 pm

   We need to focus more closely on task governance.

   Translation: Obey me now.

9. Greg on March 14th, 2010 10:05 am

   The other, less optimistic translation:

   “We’re firing you as soon as you train your replacement.”

10. Blaine on March 15th, 2010 12:17 pm

    So funny! I turned in my letter of resignation, got back to my desk and this cartoon had been posted! PROD3000 lurks in my office as well!

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