Comments on: Corporate Jargon http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:11:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 By: Blaine http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html#comment-70971 Blaine Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:17:45 +0000 http://www.savagechickens.com/?p=4194#comment-70971 So funny! I turned in my letter of resignation, got back to my desk and this cartoon had been posted! PROD3000 lurks in my office as well! So funny! I turned in my letter of resignation, got back to my desk and this cartoon had been posted! PROD3000 lurks in my office as well!

]]> By: Greg http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html#comment-70775 Greg Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:05:05 +0000 http://www.savagechickens.com/?p=4194#comment-70775 The other, less optimistic translation: "We're firing you as soon as you train your replacement." The other, less optimistic translation:

“We’re firing you as soon as you train your replacement.”

]]> By: thoughtlounge http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html#comment-70691 thoughtlounge Sun, 14 Mar 2010 07:30:48 +0000 http://www.savagechickens.com/?p=4194#comment-70691 We need to focus more closely on task governance. Translation: Obey me now. We need to focus more closely on task governance.

Translation: Obey me now.

]]> By: Seraphine http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html#comment-70513 Seraphine Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:17:13 +0000 http://www.savagechickens.com/?p=4194#comment-70513 luckily, when all they want are "team players" they can scrape the barrel and still get by. luckily, when all they want
are “team players”
they can scrape the barrel
and still get by.

]]> By: Tom http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html#comment-70507 Tom Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:15:47 +0000 http://www.savagechickens.com/?p=4194#comment-70507 Geez Doug, it's like you work here. Added bonus: the guy who was my designated replacement quit. Now I've got no one. Geez Doug, it’s like you work here.

Added bonus: the guy who was my designated replacement quit. Now I’ve got no one.

]]> By: Tony Bond http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html#comment-70489 Tony Bond Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:36:42 +0000 http://www.savagechickens.com/?p=4194#comment-70489 Translation for the "Need to Know": We're really all becoming highly paid consultants. N6VGP Translation for the “Need to Know”:
We’re really all becoming highly paid consultants.

N6VGP

]]> By: plum http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html#comment-70481 plum Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:07:50 +0000 http://www.savagechickens.com/?p=4194#comment-70481 PROD3000 is my boss. I had identical meeting yesterday with totally 100% the same words and explanation!!! OMG- HE IS EVERYWHERE! PROD3000 is my boss. I had identical meeting yesterday with totally 100% the same words and explanation!!! OMG- HE IS EVERYWHERE!

]]> By: Jonny5 http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html#comment-70479 Jonny5 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:07:22 +0000 http://www.savagechickens.com/?p=4194#comment-70479 so fitting. so fitting.

]]> By: Carol http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html#comment-70478 Carol Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:46:14 +0000 http://www.savagechickens.com/?p=4194#comment-70478 My company said the same thing to the survivors after downsizing! My company said the same thing to the survivors after downsizing!

]]> By: steve http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/03/corporate-jargon.html#comment-70472 steve Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:00:56 +0000 http://www.savagechickens.com/?p=4194#comment-70472 lol, that's great this one is awesome: GOOD POTENTIAL FOR GROWTH WITHIN OUR COMPANY We looove brown-nosers. : ) lol, that’s great

this one is awesome:

GOOD POTENTIAL FOR GROWTH WITHIN OUR COMPANY
We looove brown-nosers.

: )

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