Happy Fourth of July to my American readers!
This is all part of my plan to get Willie Nelson cast as the villain in the next National Treasure movie.
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lol, that’s superb. Thanks Doug
Willie Nelson as a National Treasure villain would be interesting. He would need a secret attack, involving some cowboy related shenanigans.
Willie Nelson and Chuck Norris would make a good villain team, though they might need to have a small white dog with them too.
Don’t forget Christopher Walken…. since he should be in every movie.
I hope your campaign is successful. Doesn’t Willie Nelson have tax problems (again)? He could use the money made from starring in a movie…
By the way, I’ve posted my monthly “quota” of Savage Chickens. Go to http://siouxspage.blogspot.com/2011/07/first-draft-savage-style.html
But, but… Willie is nobody’s enemy! Well, with the exception of the IRS. And those cops who busted him for possession.
hahahahahaha
Wille Nelson could have a “pony tail bull whip”
Sigh…it’s sad but I would probably watch any version on this. If the Johnny Appleseed secret map was hidden in Taft’s mustache AND Willie was in it (for no obvious reason) I’d wait in line on opening night!
The climactic battle with Wille would of course end with him being run over by some large vehicle, at which point a corny “On the road again” joke would be made.
Process flows are now required for Rambo, Die Hard (or almost any Bruce Willis movie), National Lampoon’s Vacation, Terminator, Alien, Friday the 13th, teenage angst movies, etc…
We look forward to them!
On the road again whiskey river take my mind blue eyes cryin’ in the rain. Somewhere where the IRS and the dope revnuer won’t bust a man for an illegal smile. That must be in Taft’s mustachio.
Willie Nelson shooting lasers out of his eyes. That is all.
Willie Nelson Lasers
That’s the true reason they keep stopping his busses and his previous Tx problems..Its a conspiracy.
I want a “like” button for Patrick’s and Trog’s comments!
This is not only chickenless but–dare I say it? hardly qualifies as a cartoon…but hilarious nonetheless. Sophisticated criticism by way of a flowchart!
There is no map in Willy’s guitar, only weed!