Does Whatever

Dedicated to reader Jessica H., who asked for a sloth cartoon.

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17 Responses to Does Whatever

  1. Slothman says:

    Oh my god, this has made my day. Slothman has been my nickname for about 4 years! I love you even more than I used to now.

  2. “Sloth-Man, Sloth-Man,
    Does whatever a sloth can,
    Lies around all day long
    Watching movies, there’s nothing wrong,
    Look out! Here comes the Sloth-Man!”

  3. Alyssa says:

    Another Useless Mutant Power, perhaps? :D My family has determined that if I were an animal I would be a sloth, though I am at least trying to emulate Rory the Type A Sloth: I did graduate college with an engineering degree.

  4. Luwano says:

    Sloth-Man looks a bit creepy, to be honest. But great one nevertheless, Doug.

  5. cboak says:

    How about?

    The further adventures of the Naked Mole Rats

  6. MrBawn says:

    He needs a theme song. I’m too lazy to think of one myself.

  7. Tom says:

    Sloth-man, he fights crime! Eventually.

  8. Wildbird says:

    And soon lost his membership in the JUSTICE LEAGUE of AMERICA

  9. Blisschick says:

    Miss Piggy x Wolverine? Just an observation…

  10. Wildbird says:

    THE SLOTHMAN,THE SLOTHMAN,DOSE WHAT A SLOTH CAN,LAYS AROUND ON HIS DUFF,TURNING INTO A BIG CREAM PUFF,BLUBBERBALL,HERES NOT THE SLOTHMAN

  11. Jessica H says:

    Thank you so much Doug!
    My email is being stupid so I can’t reply to you via that, and I really wanted to thank you for making my day…week…month…year. Thank you thank you thank you sooooo much. I shared on facebook, so hopefully you get some traffic. Thanks again, Jess

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