Attention Span

More short attention spans.

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20 Responses to Attention Span

  1. steve says:

    lol, totally awesome. thanks Doug.

    did you hear about the Poodles in Japan? http://www.metro.co.uk/news/46730-dog-owners-fleeced-in-poodle-scam

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  2. Simon says:

    Feh, the lines should cross over in 2015 not 2030.

    @steve – I bet people taken in by that scam felt a bit sheepish.

  3. Mark Volper says:

    Lol, the expression on the dog’s face is incredible!

  4. Wayne says:

    Does that scale to all things requiring attention?

    a) Reading a high school history book.

    b) Looking at a hot woman.

    I.E. are those both still proportionately distanced but greatly reduced or did one stay intact?

  5. Taylor says:

    LOL! This is so true!

  6. BarefootMedia says:

    Personally, I find it hopeful that the attention span of poodles on crack is steadily, albeit slowly, on the rise. But I’m wondering why?

    Are poodles becoming more tolerant of crack? Or is the crack poodles can buy going down in quality?

  7. Julie says:

    Sometimes, I really do feel like I have less attention span than a poodle on crack! ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. Wildbird says:

    fifi has become addicted and needs for a rehalitation classes

  9. Tom says:

    I take umbra

  10. Chris says:

    tl;dr

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  11. CCBB says:

    Interesting that the attention span of poodles on crack has been INCREASING over the years? I wonder if they’re building up a tolerance?

  12. Doug says:

    @BarefootMedia and @CCBB: Glad you noticed that! I figured that successive generations of poodles would gradually become more resistant to the effects of crack. ๐Ÿ™‚

  13. Tracy says:

    You guys are killing me. ๐Ÿ˜‰ The kids I watch after school can’t even handle sitting down to watch a fun movie once in a very blue moon. They get “bored” and buck it. My teenage son mused, “Man, if little kids can’t even pay attention to a Pixar movie anymore . . . we’re SCREWED.” Amen.

    • Karen says:

      Yes, Amen to that! At any movie I attend in a movie theater, all audience members under age 30 are simultaneously watching, texting, and talking.

  14. willwot says:

    What this is really doing is causing a food shortage for zombies. The apocalypse is close at hand….

  15. Capt. Obvious says:

    I’m just curious Doug, is the scale measured in seconds, or milliseconds?

  16. Nebulous says:

    I was going to comment on something, but now I can’t remember what it was.

  17. Zoe says:

    so, is it safe to assume you have extensive experience in this field, doug?

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