Well this is how I always picture it. Here’s more shopping.
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So what about K-Mart and Target?
Not bad – “Wal” mean “whale” in German, so we can totally relate
(Walmart crashed and burned in Germany tho )
It would be even funnier if the walruses were driving around in Rascal scooters.
I imagine they also frequent Toys R US, too…
What about Costco?
Subtract the tusks, and this isn’t all that different from what you see at the ‘People of Wal-Mart’ website. Bazinga!
It’s funny because it’s true. The shuffling mustachioed men and women hunched over the tops of the rolling baskets to hold up their weight.
I call it china mart
I’ve heard rumors too, but there’s nary a Walmart within easy walking distance, and I don’t feel like spending all day on buses, so… (a refugee of Nevada pointed out the lack of folks on scooters).
Remove the tusks, add more blubber and sprinkle with despair and you’ve got it.
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