Halloween Contest 2013

Time for my annual Halloween Contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win a Cat Adventures prize pack, which includes:

  • a signed copy of my Cat Adventures book
  • a Cat Adventures t-shirt
  • a set of three Cat Adventures buttons

Halloween Prize 2013

And there will be two runner-up winners, who will both win a signed copy of the Cat Adventures book. (For those who don’t win, these items will be available via the website soon – I’ll keep you posted!)

To enter the contest, tell me what the cat is thinking in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, tweet your answer, or send it to me via my contact form. Winners will be announced on Halloween!

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312 Responses to Halloween Contest 2013

  1. Roberto says:

    I should have eaten him five years ago.

  2. Fränz says:

    Darwin, what have you done to me!?

  3. Fränz says:

    Hey Carl, still working at the nuclear plant?

  4. Kate says:

    Hmmm well that’s another thing for my to-do list

  5. Dave says:

    I knew eating that cheese would to come back to haunt me…

  6. Faz says:

    I think it’s time to divorce

  7. Big Egg says:

    “Sesame Street has really run out of ideas…”

  8. Branagh says:

    Wow, i like Skeeball but Chuck E. Cheese has really gone downhill.

  9. Lourenco says:

    “Those candies must have gone bad ages ago.”

  10. E.C. says:

    Back off my kitty litter.

  11. David Powell says:

    We’re gonna need a bigger mouse trap.

  12. thommck says:

    This is why I shouldn’t do catnip

  13. Hendrik says:

    catch the mouse they said, it’ll be fun they said

  14. Hendrik says:

    oh my, this catnip-trip is somehow different

  15. pera says:

    They never learn..

  16. Patrick Smith says:

    So that’s what happened to the refrigerator…

  17. Paul says:

    I thought that Catnip was off!

  18. Fränz says:

    karma’s a %§&*#!

  19. Fränz says:

    So that must be his bigger brother!

  20. Susan says:

    I made you a cookie but I eated it.

  21. Cupid says:

    “That’s where my Mutagen went!”

  22. Gale says:

    Oh, _that_ must have been what Mom meant by ‘don’t play with your food or it’ll come back and play with _you_’!

  23. Gizelle says:

    Oh man, I really need to lay off the catnip.

  24. carol says:

    Note to self:
    No more Catnip after midnight!

  25. Ricardo Mano says:

    Am I smaller or have you been eating transgenic cheese?

  26. Daniel says:

    “I think I ate to many kat-nip bars”

    (as opposed to kit-kat)

  27. Matteo says:

    Maybe I didn’t think through this birthday wish

  28. Hyman says:

    “Is this thing real, or just another catnip-induced flashback?”

  29. Branden says:

    “I got up from my nap for this?”

  30. Rodrigo Ortiz says:

    Maybe if I don’t move he won’t see me.

  31. Stacey Lynn says:

    well that’s not macaroni!

  32. Michael says:

    Should have bought a bigger fridge..

  33. Antonio says:

    I think this costume will make me look a bit too mousy. At least I can return it for being oversized…

  34. Chris says:

    That would be a great look for the VMA’s…

  35. Bän says:

    I think I need a bigger bowl.

  36. Sam says:

    I think I ate 1 too many buritos last night…

  37. Tim Canny says:

    I don’t think you exist.

  38. Composer99 says:

    Oh, man, I gotta cut back on the catnip.

  39. Sloublues says:

    Well, this beats Tuesday so far

  40. Dave H says:

    Everybody talks about what a genius Walt Disney was, but he never had to work with a mouse like this!

  41. Boon says:

    “Everything looks great. Remember to brush twice daily. See the receptionist to schedule an appointment in 6 months.”

  42. Boon says:

    “Look if you’re gonna be a method actor you have to dig deeper to show the emotion.”

  43. Boon says:

    “Hmmm? How does that riddle go. “How do you eat an 12 foot tall mouse?” Oh, yea one bite at a time.”

  44. mariusg says:

    “mon santo, dios mio..”

  45. Jonna Harrington says:

    “I had ONE job”

  46. Boon says:

    “Dude! Have you looked at your eyebrows lately?”

  47. Boon says:

    “Keep looking into my eyes, listen to my thoughts, you are getting sleepy, very sleepy.”

  48. Boon says:

    “Maybe he will go for the round of cheese over my head and never notice me.”

  49. Ashlee says:

    Good god man.. how about a tic-tac!

  50. Boon says:

    “Say HELLO to my little friend.”

  51. Boon says:

    “Nose is just a bit long, but otherwise you look just like an Ewok.”

  52. Mr. Ferris says:

    “For the first time in my life that Schrödinger makes perfect sense.”

  53. Matt says:

    Oooh, on my right! A blank wall that I can just stare at. I think I was just involved with something else, but this wall is too darned interesting, so I’ll keep looking here.

  54. John L says:

    Isn’t this the kangaroo from Looney Tunes? Time has not been friendly.

  55. “humm… But I asked it well-done, not so rare!”

  56. Travis says:

    That’s the second biggest rat I’ve ever seen!

  57. Vaughan says:

    “Didn’t he wear that costume last year”

  58. Vaughan says:

    “I shouldn’t have super-sized that order.”

  59. Vaughan says:

    “I meant to order motzarella on my pizza not MouseZilla!”

  60. Shay says:

    Who moved your cheese?

  61. willwot says:

    Gonna love having this guy on my attorney defense team. The Incredible Catnip Hulk Mouse yeah baby.

  62. Justin James says:

    Nice try, but if you really wanted to scare me you should have dressed up as a vacuum cleaner.

  63. OtterMatt says:

    “…Dibs.”

  64. Stacey says:

    “I am disgusted and repulsed and…and I can’t look away”

  65. Brian says:

    Whoa…I think I need to lay off the catnip for awhile.

  66. Matt says:

    Sweet. I didn’t know this place was “All You Can Eat”.

    Well, the presentation’s a bit off, but the portion size here is fantastic.

    I’m going to need more milk to wash all this down.

    Mickey looks a lot different on TV.

    Ugh. I ordered the mutant salmon.

  67. Angela says:

    I guess the mouse has cousins in the Fire Swamp…

  68. Mary Jaeger says:

    I need some backup for this one!

  69. TR Douglas says:

    Think, now, think. I remember meeting him, but where?

  70. TR Douglas says:

    Tom? Tim? Terry? Dang, what is his name?

  71. Jason says:

    I told you that cheese made from genetically modified cows milk wasn’t safe.

  72. snibbodmot says:

    Scary…yawn. Now, move. My food bowl is behind you.

  73. Liz Oliver says:

    I’m going to need a bigger barbecue.
    _

    Must have been fed GMO corn.

  74. bumblebeesocks says:

    I think I added too much water.

  75. “Time to review my concepts!”

  76. Mr. Larsen says:

    I did this for my High School ESL class! They loved it! Here are their captions!

    1. You thought I would get scared but I didn’t. HA HA.

    2. Nice costume you got there.

    3. What are you mad at?

    4. That’s a costume?

    5. Wow! You grew up!

    6. Hey Jerry. Nice costume you got there for Halloween!

    More to come later.

  77. Beth says:

    The number of things with GMO’s these days…
    —-
    I better not get charged extra, I don’t remember supersizing that…
    —-
    Ah, rats…
    —-
    I specifically asked for organic…

  78. David J. says:

    This is awkward…

  79. James says:

    Hey Garfield – check out my “Pooky”!

  80. DrPsychoJo says:

    That’s one hell of a meal

  81. Beth says:

    no,no,no, YOU were supposed to bring the potroast.

    This is awkward, but it seems a couple of the cheese trays has gone missing.

  82. “For god’s sake whatever I do don’t think Cheese…”

  83. “You are kind of late… now, enter the pan!”

  84. cleo says:

    Plan A: Act adorable.
    Plan B: Run like hell.

  85. “Woah! That’s what I call an early Xmas meal!”

  86. João says:

    “I wonder if it fits in the oven.”

  87. “Oh no… I should have got the Merlot to pair it instead of Sauvignon.”

  88. bumblebeesocks says:

    Can’t sleep, rat will eat me…

  89. Tom says:

    “Nice, but your corpse would be too big to leave at the back door.”

  90. Steven says:

    What would Garfield do?

    Squeak! Just a fellow mouse here. Squeak Squeak!

  91. “Finally something to test my George Foreman’s Xtra-Ultra-Large-Grill!”

  92. Patricia Bruininks says:

    You’re in my spot.

  93. “Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away…”

  94. Machtyn says:

    WWGD
    (What would Garfield do?)

  95. “Ok, Rufus. Bedtime!”

  96. “You should see a dentist, your halitosis is killing me.”

  97. Jasper Woudenberg says:

    Why won’t he run?

  98. Laura says:

    I should have joined the union.

  99. Beth says:

    Declaw me will they? This will show ‘em.

    Love your nails! Let me guess, Anita did them? She can do wonders with an emory board…

  100. RAMPAGE says:

    Damm! I got to cut back on the catnip.

  101. Matteo says:

    Oh, rats!

  102. “Third in a row! Tough day, eh!”

  103. “These taxidermists are getting really good nowadays.”

  104. “Ding dong!…Yey! Must be our pizza!!!”

  105. “You are not John but… can you pet me?”

  106. “I ate spiders bigger than you, silly!”

  107. “Repeat with me: “- I am a big Cat”…Well done!”

    • I really, really want to win this time!!! I Love cats and I Love Savage Chickens!

      Sorry for the number of entries, but my creativity plus my will of winning is just peaking the sky! HAUhauhe

      I will keep posting some more entries though :D
      If that isn’t against the rules, of course!

      Hugs!!

  108. Ant says:

    What a big rodent you are.

  109. sugar Low says:

    Hmm… it went something like “My name is Zoobar J 5 Slash 9 Dora Corn something something”… think!!

  110. Joao says:

    “This super-sized meal looked different in the menu”

  111. sugar Low says:

    Looks familiar…
    A koala? A marsupial for sure…
    which means vegetarian..?

  112. sugar Low says:

    Figures! The one day I don’t skip breakfast…

  113. sugar Low says:

    This is not how “Cats” goes!
    I need to speak to my agent!

    And why does he keep staring at me drooling so much?!?!

  114. sugar Low says:

    Yes, that is a big mouse; but is it fierce enough? …Casting these sify channel movies is getting way too ridiculous. At least it is now a shark…

  115. sugar Low says:

    I think someone slipped me a “mickey”..

  116. sugar Low says:

    “Hulk mad”, “Hulk smash”, yeah i have heard that before. The mouse angle is interesting though…

  117. sugar Low says:

    I love YOU more!!

  118. Kim Leach says:

    Oh, rats!

  119. Kim Leach says:

    So 2012. (yawn)

  120. Katiria says:

    “I’m gonna need a bigger trap.”

  121. sugar Low says:

    Et tu, Brute?

  122. mickey hennigan says:

    WOW This will feed the whole family and neighbors too!!

  123. XiaoMey says:

    Now that is a treat…or is it a trick?

  124. jovanni van wijnendaele says:

    damn rats, blocking my window view

  125. Beth R says:

    “Is this a dagger which I see before me?”

  126. Beth R says:

    “I can has mutant rodent?”

  127. Elaine Cawadias says:

    So you decided not to wear a costume this year!

  128. Beth R says:

    “Willard, is that you?”

  129. Beth says:

    Catnip Mouse boss, we finally meet.

  130. Penny Watson says:

    Well this is a new approach to “training” me…

  131. “That furball’s gonna be a doozy.”

  132. Beth says:

    I have some cheesecake in the fridge.

  133. Beth says:

    You cut the cheese again, didn’t you…

  134. Juli R says:

    *Really?…*

  135. Beth says:

    So what you’re saying is,the five cases of cheese we ordered last month never came in…

    That cheesecake was supposed to be for everyone.

  136. Beth says:

    So, you like cheeseburgers?

  137. Karin says:

    - Damn that Dutch catnip.

    - Yes, I saw your date. She was wearing an emmentaler costume and went that way.

    - Wait, if you got the steroids, what happened to the rat poison?

  138. Beth R says:

    Hmm, I wonder where my glitter-ball went…

  139. Eccles9 says:

    ‘Sure Ralph it’s a great costume, but is it really going to scare anyone?’

  140. dredpiratebunny says:

    Hmmm…I’m going to need more Barbecue Sauce than I originally planned.

  141. dredpiratebunny says:

    One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampire rats.

    (a la Grandpa in the Lost Boys)

  142. cleo says:

    This is a mouse?

  143. I’m gonna need a bigger litter box for what I’m about to do.

  144. Lucky for me, I keep my lives numbered for just such an occasion.

  145. Liss says:

    “definitely bigger than a pickle”

  146. Liss says:

    “then who’s guarding the bridge?”

  147. “My contract with Doug never mentioned this.”

    “How did he squeeze through that hole?”

    “Maybe they should have invested in a laser pointer that didn’t emit radiation.”

  148. Cobi says:

    We’re gonna need some bigger cheese!

  149. Why, oh why did I have to come home with Dr. Banner?

  150. Yanni says:

    Yup. Catnip overdose.

  151. DanT says:

    Carnivals used to give out better prizes.

  152. Flavio Panhoca says:

    maybe he wants a hug

  153. Susan Shyluk says:

    Darn it, Doug used the GMO cheese in the mouse trap again. Looks like I am going to be up all night with this one.

  154. Giovanni Vitale says:

    NEXT!

  155. Susan says:

    Well, that explains the giant poop balls in the kitchen.

  156. Colleen says:

    So THAT’s what happens you catch the red dot?

  157. Michelle Foster says:

    “Rodents of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist.”

  158. Kate says:

    “I hope that’s the costume I ordered”

  159. “Wait a minute – he doesn’t look anything like his online dating profile picture at all!”

  160. Not hungry enough … yet

  161. Matteo says:

    I guess enacting the Murder of Gonzago won’t help…

  162. Saurio says:

    So, you are Beorn, right?
    …………………..
    Mental note: if you combine bear and rat genes you don’t get a brat.
    ……………………
    Million rats in the world and I mess with the one that has been exposed to gamma rays.
    ……………………
    Rat-Hulk?
    ……………………
    OK. Don’t make any sudden movements. Pretend you are dead.

  163. Clark says:

    Miley? …..Is that you?

  164. Fränz says:

    Rattata has evolved into Raticate.
    How I hate Pokémon!

  165. “My cat fantasy is scarier than yours.”

  166. snibbodmot says:

    Dr. Banner, your mouse got out again!

  167. AmyB says:

    “Sheesh, kids’ costumes these days…always trying be so edgy”

  168. Christin says:

    Man, my buddies are gonna miss the litter box when I show up in this thing!

  169. Jan says:

    Put on your reflective vest.

  170. Jon says:

    Damn, this always happens! Can’t remember what I came in this room for…

  171. “Subject located! Now, where did I put my teleport gun?”

  172. “Can’t wait for the next season.”

  173. “Did you eat Jack’s magic beans?”

  174. “Seriously, that’s the best you can do? Pfff”

  175. “Woah!!! My new scratch toy arrived!”

  176. “In Soviet Russia, rats eat cats. That makes sense now.”

  177. “So… that Hocus Pocus spell really worked!”

  178. Brooke LaBere says:

    “I’d hate to see the cow who produced that cheese…”

    “My midnight snacks are really getting out of hand.”

    “You have got to be kitten me…”

  179. Emmy says:

    He’d be scary if the cat didn’t have his tongue.

  180. Marcia Van Camp says:

    Nice costume, but a little cliché, don’t you think?

  181. Cupid says:

    “Well, At least it’s not another Miley Cirus..”

  182. Amy Hulsey says:

    Maybe radioactive rat poison wasn’t the way to go.

  183. Jens B says:

    So… should I play with it first or just eat it right away?

  184. cleo says:

    Something tells me this guy wouldn’t appreciate a head bonk.

  185. cleo says:

    This “Cat Adventure” stuff has gotten WAY out of hand…

  186. Allen's Brain says:

    Monster Mouse hand puppet. Cute.
    Still not impressed.

  187. “Tell Mommy I ate the goldfish, not Mr. Fluffy.”

  188. Allen's Brain says:

    Well, *I’m* not a savage chicken, so it must be you.

  189. “Gosh! What a way to use up another life. 5 left now!”

  190. “I don’t believe this is the last trend in Miceland.”

  191. “Let’s start: who did this to you?!”

  192. Clydene Nee says:

    Must have mixed up the Rat Poison with the Miracle Grow.

  193. “Hey, I don’t taste good… I am catatonic!”

  194. “What’s the secret of your diet?”

  195. Allen's Brain says:

    Wonder what’s on television tonight?
    ___
    I *did* order a cordless mouse. How do I right-click?
    ___
    Franz Catca’s “Metamorphosis”? Nope. Never heard of it.
    ___
    So YOU’RE “Ol’ Possum”! I loved your “Book of Cats”!

  196. Clydene Nee says:

    What Mirror?

    bottom panel reads:
    Objects in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

  197. John Y says:

    Hmm … biting off his head might pose a challenge!

  198. sugar Low says:

    Has Jeff Goldblum playing with the transporter machine again?

  199. sugar Low says:

    To meow or not to meow.. this is truly outrageous fortune.

  200. sugar Low says:

    How do I tell him we are out of cheese… hmm…

  201. sugar Low says:

    Think adorable! Act adorable! Look tasteless.
    Think adorable! Act adorable! Look tasteless.
    Think adorable! Act adorable! Look tasteless.
    Think adorable! Act adorable! Look tasteless.

  202. sugar Low says:

    Thought bubble: (scratching post)
    Caption: Indifference as a defense mechanism

  203. “I should have invented Ratnip…”

  204. “So they said to think about the worst scenario possible… damn!”

  205. “I hope those Karate lessons in 60 minutes have been well spent.”

  206. “Next time I will sing La Cucaracha instead of Rats!”

  207. “I need a bigger Magic Flute now…”

  208. [Don Corleone's voice] “-Buona sera, Buona sera.”

  209. Jan says:

    Wonder if Doug will like my Ratzilla costume.

  210. “?? Santa Claus is coming… to town! He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good… for goodness sake! ??

  211. cleo says:

    OK..not a good time to ask for my squeaky toy back.

  212. Holy gamma rays, Ratman!

  213. I’m about to become a cat-astrophe

  214. Curse that Dr. Banner and his experiments!

  215. Beth says:

    You know that cheese you’ve been looking for?I’m afraid it’s been pepperjacked.

  216. Joao says:

    “M-a-r-v-e-l-o-u-s nail polishing!!”
    or
    “guess he did not like my youtube videos”

  217. Karin says:

    “Of course your shoe is an appropiate place. What’d you expect, fancy giftwrap or something?”
    Caption: in an alternate universe, cats leave dead humans for their rat owners to find.

  218. This level’s boss is tough. Good thing I have extra lives.

  219. Is there time for nine lives to flash before my eyes?

  220. I’ve been ratted out, big time!

  221. Perhaps we should rethink this GMO thing.

  222. Jacob says:

    “I’ll get my Hulk costume, too, then we can scare everyone out of their candy.”

  223. G K says:

    “I never said, ‘MMMmmm, you dirty rat!”

  224. Yikes! Maybe I can distract it with this thought balloon and make my getaway.

  225. Judith says:

    Curious how my workload seems to peak around full moon…

  226. Judith says:

    He doesn’t like cats AND he’s fluffy: I must get on his lap for a nap.

  227. Ollie says:

    “Hm… did I turn off the dishwasher?”

  228. That is the last time I mix catnip and uranium.

  229. Dana says:

    No, I’m not going to guess which paw the treat is in. Do we have to do this every time?

    and

    Okay…It’s a book… six words…. First word rhymes with teeth…

  230. Dana says:

    “Ghost of Christmas Past?”… It’s not Christmas.

    The Genie warned me… “Be Careful what you wish for.”

  231. Teo says:

    Honey, I’m hooome. Oh, great Halloween costume, honey!Honey? Honeyyy?!?!?!

  232. Brian Murray says:

    I can haz cheezburger?

  233. glittermummy says:

    I’m not sure I am comfortable being Lady Gaga’s cat any more.

  234. Myrjam says:

    Maybe I shouldn’t have opened the door saying “Don’t open, dead inside”.

    This isn’t the cat you are looking for.

    Wow, those new antidepressant do really weird things to me, Carl. You just changed into a huge zombiemouse!

    Oh, come one, honey! When I said we should go as Tom and Jerry, I meant the cute kind, not this! Why do you always ruin everyting!

  235. Sten says:

    “Look what I dragged in!”

  236. Myrjam says:

    Waaa! Where is the Pied Piper of Hamelin when you need him!?

  237. Laura Escamilla says:

    Well, this game of cat and mouse just got a lot more interesting…

  238. julie says:

    Why won’t he reply? I admit my French is rusty, but still! “miaou”

  239. Tim says:

    Just an image of the mouse wearing boxer shorts

  240. Dana says:

    Pull the thorn out of your paw? Do I look like I was born yesterday?

    No, I didn’t leave the seat up.

  241. Adriana Craveiro says:

    I hope this is some sort of costume… She looks nothing like her pictures on the website…

  242. “I wonder what he ate to be that fit.”

  243. Colombe says:

    Is someone here ? Where are my glasses ?

  244. Christin says:

    Stupid Genie… I guess I should have specified a giant DEAD mouse!

  245. Timothy says:

    Bet this guy doesn’t have a cutesy tv show and his own amusement park……

  246. John says:

    Now THAT’s a Hairball, chicken will be proud of me!

  247. Tom Proctor says:

    ” nice costume, but I can still tell you’re just a venus flytrap !!”

  248. El usuario-Sísifo moderno says:

    “Shuold I slave this one as I did with humans?”

  249. “To pee, or Not to pee, that is the question.”

  250. zack says:

    “Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!”

  251. pera says:

    i love this Chernobyl vacation!

    or

    have a snicker, when you’re hungry you turn into a giant rodent!

  252. Beth says:

    …and the plot thickens.

  253. Beth says:

    I’m kitten out of here right meow!

  254. Beth says:

    Have you tried going gluten free?

  255. Stacie py says:

    Very funny, nice costume human, now give me my dinner.

  256. Craig says:

    How did that R.O.U.S. escape the fire swamp?

    Where’s a fire spurt when you need one?

  257. Linda says:

    Can I talk to you about cheeses?

  258. John Ketchersid says:

    For the sports statisticians out there the caption would be, ” *Steroids “

  259. John Ketchersid says:

    How about a ’70s tv commercial reference–”That’s a spicy meatball!”

  260. Beth says:

    My, what big, um, everything you have!

  261. Beth says:

    You got a booger.

    I can totally see up your nose right meow.

  262. John says:

    Belly button lint!

  263. Ken says:

    I hope your Willard in costume and not Ben.

  264. Feisty says:

    I should have been nicer to the dog.

  265. Tori says:

    And this, Hubert, is exactly why Dr Jekyl told us to stay out of the lab ….

  266. Julie Dennis says:

    “Is it me, or has this dream just gone from bad to worse?”

  267. Dilara says:

    I shouldn’t have said “I don’t care” on that survey on animal testing.

  268. Jillian says:

    “I’ve got this.”

    “Damn Miracle Grow in the garden.”

    “Someone get the dog.”

    “Guess they shouldn’t have waited to patch that hole.”

  269. Dilara says:

    Radioactivity or gamma rays?

  270. Alejandro says:

    I should have not married Kafka.

  271. EnzoC says:

    How can I put it…It can’t work between us.Last night it was catnip talking…

  272. EnzoC says:

    Ok.I will purr my way out of this.

  273. beth o says:

    1. Bansky is at it again.

    2. Is this what my superego looks like?

    3. Maybe I have pushed the boundaries of my 3D printer too far.

  274. beth o says:

    All I did was suggest that you use a different color post it note.

  275. beth o says:

    I am now sorry I gave out raisins for Halloween.

  276. Sarah Lenau says:

    When they said Rat Pack, I thought they meant Sinatra…

  277. Feng says:

    “As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.”

  278. 2clfrwrds says:

    Woah. That belly button’s an innie.

  279. Seema says:

    ‘Giant Angry Mouse Plays Air Keyboard’ – I smell a viral video here!

  280. cleo says:

    This calls for….a nap.

  281. Alex says:

    This cat costume is way too tight…

  282. Patricia says:

    I know it is just you, stupid human. Now, feed me.

  283. Joseph Gentry says:

    I’d like a tunafish sandwich.

  284. Typhiac says:

    Things are looking good for my insanity defense.

  285. Chris says:

    Jerry….eat a Snickers, you’re just not yourself when you are hungry…..

  286. Zef says:

    No Geoff, you’re not fat… just a little husky.

  287. Craig says:

    I knew I should have got the big cat costume!

  288. Max Stone says:

    Best. Halloween Costume. Ever.

  289. karina says:

    this is worse than the no pants dream

  290. Beth says:

    Vampurrrs laugh in the face of danger!

  291. Beth o says:

    The expectations of this job exceed my compensation package.

  292. zack says:

    “Yeah, well. The Dude abides.”

  293. zack says:

    “I know a nice oversize shop.”

  294. zack says:

    “At least it´s not a turtle.”

  295. Shannon says:

    ‘so that’s who’s been stealing my food’

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