That's because people are afraid that if they use semicolons, eventually they'll need a semicolonoscopy. Which, unlike a full blown colonoscopy, would probably be ....
y'know... I REALLY like the combination of chicken cartoons and smartass comments. The collective that writes and reads this comic appears to be a singularly witty group.
I like it. Thanks to everybody who participates in this chickentopian community
A person expressing the irony of someone expressing his emotions by writing "ROFLMBO" talking about grammar by using "their" as a singular pronoun...ironic.
Ditto for the person who notes the above-noted irony in a run-on sentence. ;-)
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That's because people are afraid that if they use semicolons, eventually they'll need a semicolonoscopy. Which, unlike a full blown colonoscopy, would probably be ....
horrible, in an alien abduction kind of way
Bugs who don't use semicolons might be called...
a punster might say:
"anti semi ticks"
random thinkers might say:
"grammar buggies"
literalists might say:
"get real; bugs don't use grammar"
boring folks would say:
"bugs who don't use semicolons"
Or perhaps even "Hear; hear!"
Hear, hear?
ha! it's a fast-paced world; nobody has time for spell-checking homophones any more!
Know thyme fore homophones? Tearable!
A HA!..you are homophonic...
y'know... I REALLY like the combination of chicken cartoons and smartass comments. The collective that writes and reads this comic appears to be a singularly witty group.
I like it. Thanks to everybody who participates in this chickentopian community
ROFLMBO!! if only everyone would follow the chickens' example and make time for proper grammar these days.
I wonder if Doug Savage is a closet homophone?
Chicken Grammar on Anywhere But Here.
A person expressing their emotions by writing "ROFLMBO" talking about grammar... ironic.
Indeed!!
A person expressing the irony of someone expressing his emotions by writing "ROFLMBO" talking about grammar by using "their" as a singular pronoun...ironic.
Ditto for the person who notes the above-noted irony in a run-on sentence. ;-)
absa freakin lootly
At January 16, 2007 9:40 PM, Gradual Dazzle said...
"I wonder if Doug Savage is a closet homophone?"
answer:
No, but "DOGS HAVE AGE" is close
OK, it's not close.
So sue me.
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