Time for my annual Halloween contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win a complete set of my four Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy books!

To enter the contest, tell me what is being said in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Facebook or Pinterest or Instagram or Threads or Bluesky or Twitter or wherever you find me on social media. Or send it to me via my contact form. I’ll choose three winners, to be announced on Halloween!

Happy Halloween! And thanks to everybody who participated in this year’s Halloween contest!

So many fun entries this year, many of them about sand witches, desserts vs deserts, climate change, and Cast Away movie references. It’s always tough to choose the winners, but here they are…

This year’s winners of a set of all four Laser Moose books…

“Last time I fly on ambien!” – by Peter Winstead

“Lousy spell, this isn’t the dessert aisle… ” – by Christopher Bleemr

“I hope the kids appreciate how hard it is to carve a coconut.” – by Raymond Nakamura

Congratulations to the winners! I’ll be in touch soon to get your address information. Thanks to everybody who contributed, and thanks again to my publisher, Andrews McMeel, for generously providing the prizes for this year’s contest: complete sets of all four Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy books!