Here are the lyrics to the Savage Chickens theme song, created by Songs To Wear Pants To. I've added links to the specific cartoons that the song refers to.
Savage Chickens Theme Song
Chickens and speech bubbles, the main components,
With solid gold lines like "SMELL
THE MOMENT!"
What came first, two chickens
or a pair of eggs?
Post-its and a pen breaking down barricades.
Original or extra
crispy, with marinades!
Check out these other chicken wits that I paraphrase...
I'm gonna wish I never
told you I have regrets,
Keeping my fear of
plaid in check with
stuff Kafka said.
Wait, it was really a Barbra minute.
The glass is half
full, but I bet there's arsenic in it.
Chicken one's apathetic, two's mouthing surprise,
And then Willie Nelson's
shooting lasers out of his eyes.
Why did the chicken cross
the road? He was supposed to, yo -
That's where he could read about himself on a post-it note.
[Adlib] Savage Chickens! Say what? Say what? They cluck!
Doug Savage would only have to spend like one coin,
But no, he's making me write sonnets
at gunpoint.
It's TERMINATOR
THEATRE, bionic
legs a good goal,
And so's drawing thousands of chickens with no control.
But in the whole, one line's got mad longevity,
It's "BREVITY: WIT'S SOUL."
The world is beautiful
except for the evil,
And if you believe
in me, what else are you believing in?
UFOs! Just let go of the high strain
Of your life's suffering,
except the migraine.
Can't stop drawing and the clock's ticking.
Been at it so long, plots have to thicken.
New toons almost daily, there's lavish pickings,
So when life hands you lemons,
read Savage Chickens!
[Adlib] Savage Chickens! Say what? Say what? They cluck!
Savage Chickens say the best things ever.
