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The story of my life!
Wait a second, both choices lead to…AWWW, MAN! LIFE SUCKS!!!
At least the destitute chicken has a rich head of hair, while the millionare chicken must wear a top hat to cover his bald spot. No amount of money can buy good hair my friend! Hah!
This is my favorite Savage Chickens ever.
It kinda screws up that old platitude they told us as kids that we can grow up to be anything we wanted to be. Despite what some say, I’ve seen plenty of people work their butts off day in and day out and never make it anywhere. The thing is, unless you inherit wealth, you’ll never “make it” if you don’t try.
I had a boss that used to say:
“I’m working on my second million…
I gave up on my first.”
I LOVE YOU!!!
I love you more. No, I mean that. I really, really do love you.
The millionaire looks like… Abraham Chincken
Ah, of course, you must break all the rules to be rich. Go my chicken, begin jumping fences.
It figures. Is there a Z option?