Savage Chickens: Process Cartoon

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Dedicated to Paul and the gang. And here's more PROD 3 0 0 0.

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14 Comments:

At October 16, 2007 1:42 AM, Jen said...: In triplicate! And don't forget to have them all notarized!
At October 16, 2007 4:43 AM, Anonymous said...: Ah, at my current employer, there's a procedure manual on how to produce a procedure manual.
At October 16, 2007 5:00 AM, Sarah Louise said...: cough cough sputter sputter (that's me recovering from laughing out loud for a solid minute or so.)

Thank you. Have you done any library chickens?
At October 16, 2007 5:58 AM, Anonymous said...: Lol. But remember, before you can fill out the 'Impromptu conversation proposal' form you have to first fill out the 'request to require the completion of an Impromptu conversation proposal' and have it signed by seven managers, four of whom
are on vacation, one who is asleep in his office, and other two
are on the golf course. Good luck...

C.
At October 16, 2007 6:39 AM, Seraphine said...: Corproartions have their own language. It's like crossing the border into another country.
One has to respect the culture, and file a TPTF report giving updated paradigm budget options for corporate, with a provisional HR assessment afterwards in collated graph form.
At October 16, 2007 7:52 AM, tazcat said...: as a process engineer, all I can say is...

ACK!

seriously though, I once worked at a company where they had a project code in their time system for "unscheduled interuptions".

O.M.F.G. (the F is silent)

I ask you... what else is an interuption, if not unscheduled?!?!
At October 16, 2007 8:37 AM, Bookchick said...: the world would be a better place with library chickens!
keep 'em coming, Doug...
At October 16, 2007 9:04 AM, Pablo Pamplona said...: hahahaha! looks just like some people that works with me! Gotta show them how burocracy should -really- work ;P

What about Brasil? Make us a comic about our country :D

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At October 16, 2007 9:41 AM, Jennifer said...: This is pure office poetry.
At October 16, 2007 1:16 PM, M-L said...: not to mention you forgot the new coversheet...didn't you get the memo? I'll send you a copy.
At October 16, 2007 3:00 PM, Ms Hairy said...: Wait we're out of forms. I propose you submit a request to raise a PO for ordering more "Impromptu conversation proposal forms".
At November 01, 2007 6:28 PM, Fabbo said...: Huh? I don't see what's so funny. AND I'm a process engineer, so I figure I should be able to understand it.
At November 28, 2007 3:53 PM, Lean Six Sigma Training said...: HAHAHA! I love it
May just have to print this out and post it at my desk at work.
At November 28, 2007 5:01 PM, Six Sigma Training said...: Very funny cartoon lol