Thanks to everybody who participated in this year’s Halloween contest!

As usual, there were hundreds and hundreds of fun entries – and an amazing number of them had to do with spam calls about extending your car’s warranty! It was very difficult to choose the three winners, but here they are!

This year’s winners of a set of all four Laser Moose books…

“I. Want. My. Foot. Back.” – by Sherlock Calkins

Can you contact the previous owner of my left hand? It’s so soft, but i can’t figure out what moisturiser they used! – by Jane Eyre of Manderley

Do you have a model with a spam filter? – by EttuDeus

Congratulations to the winners! I’ll be in touch soon to get your address information. Thanks to everybody who contributed, and thanks again to my publisher, Andrews McMeel, for generously providing the prizes for this year’s contest: complete sets of all four Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy books (including the new one that comes out on November 30). Woohoo!

Thanks to everybody who entered this year’s Halloween contest!
There were hundreds and hundreds of entries this year, and many of them covered similar themes: the election, the pandemic, troubles with tech support, and the madness that is the year 2020. But there can only be three winners, so here they are!
This year’s winners of a set of three Laser Moose books (signed and doodled in by yours truly)…

Sorry, but I already sold my soul to this company for health insurance and a 401k. – by Carrie

Welcome to orientation. You’ll be working in our robocall department. – by Tyler Ross

So that’s what that spreadsheet formula does! – by MrNick

Congratulations to the winners! I’ll be in touch soon to get your address information. Thanks to everybody who participated! Happy Halloween!