It’s time for my annual Halloween contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win a complete set of four Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy books, including the soon-to-be-released Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy: As The Deer Flies! And this year, my publisher Andrews McMeel is graciously supplying the prizes!* Thank you, Andrews McMeel!
To enter the contest, tell me what is being said in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Twitter or Tumblr or Facebook or Pinterest or Instagram. Or send it to me via my contact form. I’ll choose three winners, to be announced on Halloween!
*Shipping to USA and Canada only.
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“The spirits warn, don’t cross the road to get to the other side”!
“She wanted something different than a Zoom meeting”
Stop kibitzing!
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I was *made* for games for 2 or more players
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I’m made from 2 plus players, ages 8 and up.
I was made from 2 or more players, ages 8 and up
Your crystal ball sends its regards from the afterlife. It was the cat who did it!
“I forsee I will soon meet my maker”
You’re FIREd!
“beware the mob”? what does that mean ??
“she hasn’t been made yet”? I should just stick to online dating….
I’m on mute?
I think my body parts are trying to tell me something.
Dang Autocorrect! I was trying to get in touch with Vick!
” Spirits say Lady Friend not interested”
My right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing anyway
“You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to contact the parents for a single specific body part…”
1. “I’m getting mixed messages”
2. “I want to connect with parts of myself that have felt dead for a while.”
It’s no use… I just end up talking to myself!
My creator only got a ‘C’ in neuro-suturing, so this is the least embarrassing way I have to find out whether I need to use the bathroom.
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
“George Noory warned me about this”
“It says, ‘Error 404, Spirit Not Found.”
“Why does it keep calling me ‘Frankie’?”
I’m so dead that people contact me by ouija
You’re moving it, aren’t you? I wasn’t born yesterday. The day before, actually.
We are trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
I would like to return this. It just keeps telling me I can get a better rate on my car insurance.
The spirit seemed to clingy, so I swiped left, and to get revenge it possessed my cat.
The spirits said “2020 was just a preview of the decade” The only messages since are villainous laughter.
Can we ask Victor where he left the spare bolts?
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Sure it contacts spirits, it’s just that they tend be Nigerian Princes.
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
Do you have a model with a spam filter?
It’s from Abby again. Is it normal she keeps responding?
“Tell me again, why are we trying to summon a tickle me elmo from the other side?”
F-I-R-E-B-A-D…?
Frau…
Blucher…
NEIGH!!
“Why it keep saying ‘Fire Good’?”
Putting on the ritz!
“The spirits say we’re both frauds.”
I’m lost…I’m not from these parts.
M.U.S.T…D.R.O.W.N…G.I.R.L
OK I’ll try it, but you should know my lineage is a bit…varied.
See!? Now my left arm channels someone completely different!
The pirate spirit just keeps saying, “R R R R R”
It said “you are dead to me”.
Spirits say I was made by Congress.
It says we forgot to invite Timmy Tofu. We will never hear the end of this…
This arm always tries to spell “Mary”
Why do you remove your hand every time this thing spells out “Original Recipe”?
1. Can’t we just use a cell phone to text?
2. Frankenstein: “What is my future?”
Ouija Board: “If you only had a brain.”
3. Can you give me a hand with this?
(Three entries – I hope that’s okay!)
Yes! Everybody can enter as often as they like! 🙂
We look forward to this contest every year! Just now reading-thanks Doug!
So, I just swipe right on any recently deceased I’m interested in?
“They haven’t made an app for monster dating yet…”
1. Is this going to work? I’m made of different people.
2. It told me to say go stir the gumbo.
3. 867-5309 is the answer to the question.
4. It says I’m in the wrong sketch.
“Is this really necessary? The book has been out since 1818, we all know what happens to me”.
I miss you beach body :,-( !! Love Brain
You think being a ghost is tough?! Look at this body that hack scientist gave me!, Brain
if your ouija board is slow, trying disconnecting the VPN before communicating with the dead.
What forehead zipper?
What bolts?
(When someone pointed out to Igor that his hump moved from one shoulder to the other, he replied “What hump?”)
“Me keep asking father where he put greatest treasure. He keep saying ‘O-N-S-L-A-B”. What you think it mean?”
oh great ouija…. did igor draw on my forehead while I was taking a nap?
I went to Blinky’s for eyebrow threading and this is what happened
Feather fingers go here!
Chicken fingers go here!