Halloween Contest 2021

It’s time for my annual Halloween contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win a complete set of four Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy books, including the soon-to-be-released Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy: As The Deer Flies! And this year, my publisher Andrews McMeel is graciously supplying the prizes!* Thank you, Andrews McMeel!

To enter the contest, tell me what is being said in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Twitter or Tumblr or Facebook or Pinterest or Instagram. Or send it to me via my contact form. I’ll choose three winners, to be announced on Halloween!

*Shipping to USA and Canada only.

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68 Responses to Halloween Contest 2021

  1. Fonda Beasley says:

    “The spirits warn, don’t cross the road to get to the other side”!

  2. Ronald Snijder says:

    “She wanted something different than a Zoom meeting”

  3. David O says:

    Stop kibitzing!
    I was *made* for games for 2 or more players

  4. Traveller says:

    Your crystal ball sends its regards from the afterlife. It was the cat who did it!

  5. Aphelia says:

    “I forsee I will soon meet my maker”

  6. Christopher says:

    You’re FIREd!

  7. Joy Dawn says:

    “beware the mob”? what does that mean ??

  8. Joy Dawn says:

    “she hasn’t been made yet”? I should just stick to online dating….

  9. Robert Williams says:

    I’m on mute?

  10. Jay Sala says:

    I think my body parts are trying to tell me something.

  11. Don Brown says:

    Dang Autocorrect! I was trying to get in touch with Vick!

  12. Sam says:

    ” Spirits say Lady Friend not interested”

  13. Matt S says:

    My right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing anyway

  14. Leak says:

    “You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to contact the parents for a single specific body part…”

  15. Rubén says:

    1. “I’m getting mixed messages”

    2. “I want to connect with parts of myself that have felt dead for a while.”

  16. R Rock says:

    It’s no use… I just end up talking to myself!

  17. ronzie9 says:

    My creator only got a ‘C’ in neuro-suturing, so this is the least embarrassing way I have to find out whether I need to use the bathroom.

  18. Peter Winstead says:

    “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

  19. antonio bond says:

    “George Noory warned me about this”

  20. Composer99 says:

    “It says, ‘Error 404, Spirit Not Found.”

  21. Matthew E Garcia says:

    “Why does it keep calling me ‘Frankie’?”

  22. Pam says:

    I’m so dead that people contact me by ouija

  23. Cassandra Gelvin says:

    You’re moving it, aren’t you? I wasn’t born yesterday. The day before, actually.

  24. ettuDeus says:

    We are trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

  25. ettuDeus says:

    I would like to return this. It just keeps telling me I can get a better rate on my car insurance.

  26. ettuDeus says:

    The spirit seemed to clingy, so I swiped left, and to get revenge it possessed my cat.

  27. ettuDeus says:

    The spirits said “2020 was just a preview of the decade” The only messages since are villainous laughter.

  28. ettuDeus says:

    Can we ask Victor where he left the spare bolts?

  29. ettuDeus says:

    If you want to keep reading you will need to purchase a premium subscription.

  30. ettuDeus says:

    Sure it contacts spirits, it’s just that they tend be Nigerian Princes.

  31. David I Goodman says:

    Who is Benjamin Franklin?

  32. ettuDeus says:

    Do you have a model with a spam filter?

  33. Mike says:

    It’s from Abby again. Is it normal she keeps responding?

  34. Peter Winstead says:

    “Tell me again, why are we trying to summon a tickle me elmo from the other side?”

  35. Scott Raymond says:


  36. GGB says:

    “Why it keep saying ‘Fire Good’?”

  37. Darlene says:

    Putting on the ritz!

  38. James Riendeau says:

    “The spirits say we’re both frauds.”

  39. D. Spinoza says:

    I’m lost…I’m not from these parts.

  40. Shaun Ringie says:


  41. Jordan says:

    OK I’ll try it, but you should know my lineage is a bit…varied.

  42. Jordan says:

    See!? Now my left arm channels someone completely different!

  43. Chad L says:

    The pirate spirit just keeps saying, “R R R R R”

  44. D. Spinoza says:

    It said “you are dead to me”.

  45. D. Spinoza says:

    Spirits say I was made by Congress.

  46. Melissa says:

    It says we forgot to invite Timmy Tofu. We will never hear the end of this…

  47. Jaime says:

    This arm always tries to spell “Mary”

  48. Jaime says:

    Why do you remove your hand every time this thing spells out “Original Recipe”?

  49. Maryanne McKay says:

    1. Can’t we just use a cell phone to text?

    2. Frankenstein: “What is my future?”
    Ouija Board: “If you only had a brain.”

    3. Can you give me a hand with this?

    (Three entries – I hope that’s okay!)

  50. Sarah E says:

    So, I just swipe right on any recently deceased I’m interested in?

  51. Scott K says:

    “They haven’t made an app for monster dating yet…”

  52. Melissa Smith says:

    1. Is this going to work? I’m made of different people.

    2. It told me to say go stir the gumbo.

    3. 867-5309 is the answer to the question.

    4. It says I’m in the wrong sketch.

  53. Pearson McKenzie says:

    “Is this really necessary? The book has been out since 1818, we all know what happens to me”.

  54. Geoffrey Burger says:

    I miss you beach body :,-( !! Love Brain

  55. Geoffrey Burger says:

    You think being a ghost is tough?! Look at this body that hack scientist gave me!, Brain

  56. gko says:

    if your ouija board is slow, trying disconnecting the VPN before communicating with the dead.

  57. D. Spinoza says:

    What forehead zipper?
    What bolts?

    (When someone pointed out to Igor that his hump moved from one shoulder to the other, he replied “What hump?”)

  58. Garrett Birkel says:

    “Me keep asking father where he put greatest treasure. He keep saying ‘O-N-S-L-A-B”. What you think it mean?”

  59. gko says:

    oh great ouija…. did igor draw on my forehead while I was taking a nap?

  60. gko says:

    I went to Blinky’s for eyebrow threading and this is what happened

  61. Lauren Dotter says:

    Feather fingers go here!

  62. Lauren Dotter says:

    Chicken fingers go here!

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