Complete this cartoon and you could win the grand prize: signed copies of the first four books of my Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy series! (Book 5, Spidermania, is coming out in spring 2025!)
To enter the contest, tell me what is being said in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Facebook or Pinterest or Instagram or Threads or Bluesky or Twitter or wherever you find me on social media. On Halloween, I’ll choose the Grand Prize winner and two Runner-Up winners (who will each get a signed book of their choice). Good luck!
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I never get bored with twilight
“Remember when _we_ were the nightmares?”
Kitty cats are so cute!
Hmmm… I can’t find any AirBnBs with sarcophagi but you’re welcome to sleep in my guest coffin.
“Everyone on the Internet already assumes I’m a monster, so I’m just confirming it.”
I don’t think ChatGPT will come for OUR jobs anytime soon
Look, if the trolls are on here, why shouldn’t we be?
Let’s ask this AI to draw a picture of Wolfman in a bikini!
Trick or Treating online is so terrible. Everyone is just giving out Spam.
“OK, I’m searching for ‘how to remove adhesive bandages painlessly'”.
Well, folks, that’s a wrap.
I kind of thought that this whole immortality thing would mean better overtime pay!
It looks like the US moved “Fright Night” to November 5th this year.
“You’ll always be my mummy but I can’t wait to see what my blood test says about my birth parents!”
Hey, at least you don’t have to pretend to be alive at work anymore.
I’m not sure if this treatment will be covered by your HMO.
“I’m glad you showed up when you did, Karl—I was just about to ask Boogle ‘What would a mummy say in a funny comic about a Halloween caption contest?’…”
No wonder they’re looking funny at us – look at the date!
(In the Netherlands, dress-up night is Nov 11th)
Hey Google, what happens when a zombie bites a mummy?
I don’t think Airbnb has pyramids
Don’t forget to type the “http://“ first!
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a vampire.
Hmm, the best solvents for Super Glue are not environmentally friendly. Maybe you’ll get used to the wrappings?
“H.R. says there’s no such thing as ‘eternal life insurance’.”
See, this website says I can have 1-2 cloves of garlic per day and it won’t hurt me
Among bloodsuckers, influencers are the scariest
CoPilot refuses to discuss this topic, ChatGPT says to just start tugging on random strips, but Claude says to just get a scissors…
See? U.S. election news. MUCH scarier than anything we could think of.
“Ooh, ‘Hot Mummies in Your Area’! … There’s one right behind me, isn’t there?”
(AI wrote this, don’t count me in for the contest)
“I can’t decide between ‘Poultrygeist’ and ‘The Birds’ for tonight’s movie.”
A chiropterologist who enjoys long walks in the moonlight and spelunking?! My perfect match!!!
HOW DO I REMOVE SUPER GLUED HALLOWEEN MUMMY COSTUME?
ChatGPT says, if I bit you, you’d become a vampire, because of my bite and I’d become a mummy, because of your curse. Looks like we were both right.
Pyramid scheme? Sign me up?
According to this badly spelled email, your great aunt died and left us a fortune. Given how ancient she was this will be some fortune.
Shall we name our Virus “Vampire’s Byte” or “The Mummy’s Cursor”?
Yes, yes, we all know about the Nile, but look what you can find on Amazon
Its asking us to prove we aren’t robots. They are afraid of the wrong things.
Look at these prices! And they call me a bloodsucker!
@vamptroll456 “Wolfman has fleas!”
@vamptroll456 “Frankenstein’s bolts are rusty!”
Online haunting is so much easier!
I’m upgrading to Office 666.
Turns out webcams don’t count as mirrors
Mummy you’ve got to see this TikTok! “You wont believe this amazing gauze wrapping life hack!..”
And /that/ is how we make you a Wicked-pedia page.
This dating profile looks interesting. It says she is looking for someone who is not too tightly wrapped.
This article says that cotton wrap is much more flexible and comfortable, than the linen wrap you have now.
What’s with all this “spooky szn” hashtagging? Back in my day, we just called it “Thursday”!
Well, clearly we’re a little relevant! Everyone’s using these things called “filters” to look like us!
I told you before! We don’t need to buy fake cobweb for our haunted house from BeastBuy! There’s so much real cobweb in the attic!
According to GhoulGeneology, I’m 78% Transylvanian, 19% German, and 3% Italian??!
Curse you Mummy! Stop sending me spam emails. Unsubscribe! Unsubscribe!
Only one red flag – she’s Italian.
Ooo, a count cluckula outfit for $5.99 on temu!
That was fun, but how do we eat the candy from the online trick-or-treating?
No treat!? Let’s throw an egg emoji at his feed!
May I borrow your wrappings so I can show up on camera?