Time for my annual Halloween contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win a complete set of my three Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy books, including the brand new Time Trout!
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I told you not to eat the in-flight meal!
… so you should really consider going vegan. I’m sure you will find plant based brains to be so much better.
Yeah, This brain drain has also affected my business.
so you’ve been flying coach just a little too long, eh?
If you’re just going to say that every cloud looks like brains, I’m going to stop playing this game with you.
sleep on the plane, they said – it’ll help pass the time, they said
Well, “brains” is not the typical response I get when asking if someone is traveling for business or pleasure, but ok.
Guess I forgot the ambien
Did you have chicken or pasta for dinner?
I told you to take pasta and not the chicken!
“Chicken or pasta? – they asked”. “You chose poorly.” and “I have chosen… wisely, huh”
wow, how long was *your* layover?
First time flying? You look little green.
Great one! 😀
Every time the plane lands, my ears pop so hard that I’m afraid of my brains oozing out.
Flying low-budget is worse than death, don’t you think so?
I could kill for an in-flight meal.
Why do I fly United?
You’re smart, bringing your own food on the plane.
Do you know anything about Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease ’cause my doctor said I’m full of it and I need to learn more.
Fine! If we crash, you can eat my brain.
Of course, I’d get seated next to a mouth breather
“I hope they don’t serve an in-flight meal. “
“I have a bad feeling about this flight!”
You’re out of luck. No one with a brain would ever fly this airline!
Excuse me, sir. Would you mind eating my brains? I really hate flying.
1. “I don’t think they have that in the trolley.”
2. “Don’t bother, I heard meals were terrible on this airline.”
3. “Sorry, I only fear the *walking* dead.”
Thanks for making this flight more interesting than my last one.
I can’t wait for you to meet my friends and family, Mom’s going to love you. You can use the whirlpool tub to get that smell off. We’ll go to the mall and…
Wouldn’t it be great if they still allowed visits to the cockpit?
“I know, right? What *is* the deal with airline brains?”
Aren’t you the pilot?
When they said they were selling flights on ‘planes,’ Zombie Chicken thought they ‘brains’ and bought a ticket.
I can tell already that you’re a frequent flier on this airlines.
First time in coach?
Don’t look so apathic! We will all land alive.
These ‘Red-Eye’ flights are murder!
“Look! It’s the ‘savage’ Savage Chicken!”
1. Don’t worry, statistics show air travel is the safest way to travel.
2. Brains? Fascinating! I’m a neurosurgeon too.
do you know what the early onset of explosive diarrhea feels like?
“So, you are flying out from Washington D.C. looking for what?”
I’m on my way to a Mensa convention. I’m the key note speaker.
Nice to meet you “Patient Zero”. Interesting name…
Intersting accent Arggrggarg. Let me guess. You are from ARGGentina?
WebMD said it was Ebola, but what do they know!
I think my fear of flying just got replaced.
“I think our meals got switched. Did you order the brains?”
You definitely get a better class of zombie in Business.
“So I guess *you* won’t need help putting on your oxygen mask in case of emergency.”
“I’ve been beating my brains out trying to remember where we’ve met before… what? No, I said ‘beating'”
“Actually it’s pronounced ‘Zambia’. Are you sure you’re on the right flight?”
“Yes honey, showing ‘World War Z’ as the in-flight movie is quite culturally insensitive, I agree.”
“…it’s not so much the turbulence as the fact that your wing just fell off into my coffee that bothered me.”
“You have to forgive my Dad: he was born in a time when ‘brain-dead’ wasn’t considered so rude. Did you enjoy Thanksgiving otherwise?”
Boy! Not enough miles for the upgrade to Business?
Did you have chicken or beef?
Can you believe they quarantined the airport just after we left?
You know, red-eye flight is just an expression.
I can’t believe you hit on that flight attendant while I’m sitting right here! You’re dead to me.
Did you have this scar before we fall asleep??
So … can I use your oxygen mask if I need to?
I think you exceeded the carrion luggage limit
“I also feel like a zombie after such a long flight!”
“These in-flight movies will have you in stitches!”
“No, I don’t think there’s brains in the over-head compartments… Some people don’t even have those in the in-head compartments.”
“So you bought a ticket for 12 B, because you thought you’d get 12 brains?”
“So you’re hoping that when the plane crosses the Rhode River, you’ll get to the Other Side?”
“Eek, a flying chicken!”
You really meant it when you said you’d rather be dead than fly Delta.
I’m pretty sure they said the snacks have “grains”
“For the record, I am not an in-flight snack option.”
I want to use the bathroom but I’m pretty sure it’s going to come back to bite me in the ass!
It’s a long flight. You didn’t bring a snack along?
Just how long was your layover?
Just so you know, my brain in my checked luggage.
“It’s pronounced ‘PLANES’.”
Quote: “So where ‘ya travelin’ to … never mind”
Caption: Flight Tip 83: Dressing as a zombie reduces likelihood of awkward chatter during extended flights.
I must be on the Flight of the Living Dead! ^o^
Are you going to the Neuroscience Conference too?
I thought the stewardess overly emotional, not a lick of intelligence.
“What’s your final destination?”
Did he just sing “The brains in Spain fall mainly in the Plane?”
Fine print on the “New economy class ticket”: May be consumed as part of inflight meal service.
Zombie, huh? Last week I flew Virgin with a vampire. That was entertaining.
Wait, you’re serious? You thought this flight was to corpsica? It’s Corsica my new found friend. Corsica
Me? I work as an ‘influencer’. No brains here
Awesome! The in-flight movie is “Night of the Living Dead”!
MEETING THE PARENTS.
“Don’t worry, all you have to do is be yourself-and maybe not mention the death bit.”
We’re all gonna die…oh
“is it too late to reconsider all of my life choices?”
“who let X on the plane?”
“look at all these cocks, eh?”
Sorry you can’t have my brain until the seatbelt light turns off
Pssst… if you whisper to the flight attendant that you have a bomb, she will bring you all the brains you can eat.
Mind if I open the window in a panicked frenzy?
Just wait for the passenger in front of you to recline. Easiest access to brains ever
wtf? is that william shatner out on the wing?
Caption: TIMELY CONVERSATIONS.
“We need to talk, John: you’ve been acting funny since the accident”.
Caption: PLANE SMALL TALK.
“So, tell me: what’s so hard about being freelance?”
You are great listener.
BOO me, but I need to go to the restroom!
You actually chose the new alternative to the full body scan?
You’re quiet. I kinda like that.
Grains ?! Yes. I’m so done with peanuts.
I’ve read that flying can actually change the structure of your brain. Scary, isn’t it?
Soooo Brains, is it? What brings you to Chattanooga?
Subcaption: Awkward one-sided flight banter Take 1
So, are you going to need help with your oxygen mask?
OMG! Weren’t you in Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead?
Psst, what do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAIIINSS!
Text: “Can I interest you in some shower curtain rings?”
Title: “Brains, Trains, and Automobiles”
“Don’t worry. Crashing in this plane won’t make you any more deader.”
“Death is not an excuse. Make the sale to this client, and THEN you can quit.”
No, I don’t feel safer knowing you’re an air marshal.
This is a flight to Los Angeles; *nobody* has any brains.
Can you believe “emotional support zombie” got us a free ticket?!
Yes, It sounds like a jet engine, because it is one!
So you’re an anti vaxxer huh?
Well…could be worse. At least I’m not sitting next to a crying baby.
Sooo… did you order the vegetarian meal?
Not while the “NO TREPANNING” sign is still on.
pssst…i left a really big one in the washroom and didnt flush
Sitting next to you was a no-brainer!
I guess low-cost flights are getting really accessible
Is that the new Dior cologne?
So… my nail clipper is a security threat, but you’re ok?
I can’t believe they made me pay for another seat. You would have fit just fine in overhead.
“I wonder if they still serve those honey roasted brains you like so much?”
Ugh…I know there’s no leg-room in economy, but you didn’t have to take it literally.
So you say you’re from Georgia?
No, I’m not storing anything in the overhead compartment. Why do you ask?
I wish they wouldn’t allow you politicians in coach.
To be honest, I have a fear of flying, it can make me a real monster.
You really think that’s a good caption? Sounds a bit cliche to me.
No, that can’t be it. That’s six letters. I need something with five.
Can you please talk about something else?
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