Time for my annual Halloween contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win a complete set of my four Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy books!
To enter the contest, tell me what is being said in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Facebook or Pinterest or Instagram or Threads or Bluesky or Twitter or wherever you find me on social media. Or send it to me via my contact form. I’ll choose three winners, to be announced on Halloween!
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“Too scary for me!”
Nice
“The power failed one month ago”
“Booooze! *hic*”
I am the ghost of expiration date past!
Stole my first idea. BOOooze!
Ashamed to admit I didn’t get this at first! Good one 😀
Time to go shopping, you’re low on spirits
Haha, brilliant 😀
“Please, let me out. That thing is no longer ham!”
That old piece of cheese in the back has finally given me up!
It was so cold in there that I froze my whole body off!
“Whew! Smells like something died in there!”
Mooooooo!
Of course I am not the Ghost of Food Past its Date!
No, I’m the ghost of leftover present. Trust me, you don’t want to meet ghost of leftover past!
Thanks! I was really getting booooored in there!
“Some things in here expired before I did!”
Damn! Your fridge is colder than the grave.
Ghost in the machine? Fine, but why didn’t you clean it?
Don’t touch my soulfflé!
“You were right, the light does go out! It was so scary in the dark!”
“Did you know that your milk glows in the dark?”
I am the Ghost of Expiration Dates Past!
I am the ghost of expiry dates past.
“OOOOOoooOOOoooo. I am the ghost of leftovers past! Specifically the ghost of half a carton of take-out chow mein from last November. Dude, seriously???
“You shouldn’t keep spirits in the fridge!”
“Whoo-oo-oo-oo I am the ghost of meals past”
Brrroooocccooolliii!!!!
1. Just watching the place for Zuul.
2. Worst game of hide and seek ever.
“We’re out of cheese….”
In wavy ghostly font, obviously. 🙂
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…
Haha! Extra points for an unexpected classic 😀
Thank God you opened the frigging door! I felt something hairy back there. WEREWOLF!
Escape at last! The pork chops expired so long ago they developed language skills and won’t shut up!
Well, at least it’s not as bad as that time I got stuck in your Roomba.
(Ps, hi Doug!)
Bwaahhh!
Oh, by the way, would you leave some Italian leftovers next time?
There’s no decent food in there! Could you please pick up some boo-berry juice and spookghetti?
That bottle of salad dressing is older than I am!
The milk and leftover chow mein are planning a coup! Better escape now.
“I’ve scoured the entire fridge and Timmy Tofu is nowhere to be found!”
Thank you, but the princess is in another castle.
Yes, the refrigerator light does turn off when you close the door.
Turns out our cryonics startup needs more than just your mom’s fridge.
“From beyond the grave” is a common misconception. It’s actually “from behind the gravy”.
pee-ew, it smells like something died in here!
behold! i am the genie of the fridge. i can grant you three condiments
That sticky mess is not my ectoplasm!
Well, at least it’s not as bad as that time I got stuck in your Roomba.
Can you stop opening the fridge every 5 minutes? I’m trying to sleep.
1. “I’m sick of turning on an off the light; I’m moving out!”
2. “So, what kind of snack do we want to that horror movie?”
I’m free I’m free. Time to take over the world.
Hey there buddy where’s your bathroom? I gotta take a tinkle.
I’m gonna need to see some ID to access this fridge.
I died of freezer burn
I’m afraid…. You’re out of beer
“Fear Not, the light does go out!”
Brrrr….I’m going to hang out in your dryer for a while.
I’m moving back to the crypt. It’s warmer!
The light never goes off. I didn’t get a wink of sleep!
I wanted a nice quiet night but that thing rattles more than my chains
Here are several options I came up with:
– Will you let me sleep already?
– Stop opening the light all the time, I am sleeping!
– Shooo! You said you were going on a diet…
– Catch 222: the chicken, the egg or the ghost?
– Why are there eggs in the fridge?
– The answer to your question is 5. Yes, 5 is the answer to your question.
– Oooooh, it’s yooooou again… Why always yoooou.
Finally!!! Your self-restraint disgusts me!
You need to get milk and bread. It’s going to snow.
“Beware of the moose with red eyes”
“Booo!… I’m the poultry-geist!”
“Booo mother-clucker!”
“Ha! I knew I’d chicken you out!”
Ghost: Boooooooze!
Pawn to King’s Horse nine, checkmaaaate.
“Sorry, but I’m off. This place just isn’t ghoul-thentic enough.
Enjoy some peanut butter and ghostly jelly… uuuuhhuuuu, so good.
_HARD_ _BOILED_
Braaaiins!
Title: Even zombies become ghosts eventually.
hmmmm, i guess ghost pepper jelly on ice cream could work….
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I was going to haunt your treadmill, but you hardly ever use it.
Argh! Did you know ghost pepper was not a Halloween treat for ghosts?
You let the cheese age too long!
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