Oooo, great lie for other things, too! "How'd ya hurt that knee there, Bob?" "Ummmm... EXTREME PARAGLIDING!" "So Betty, tell me about yourself..." "Ummmm ... EXTREME PARAGLIDING!"
Not five minutes before reading this, a coworker asked me the same question. Normally, I don't really make 'plans' for a weekend. Thanks to Savage Chickens, I now have an answer for them, even if it's not entirely truthful.
Geeze, I musta misunderstood. I thought the chicken wuz serious. I know that for me, EXTREME PARAGLIDING is the only thing that can postpone my dread of work on Monday.
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Chickens extreme paraglide so much it becomes an errand for them.
You know, extreme paragliding sounds a lot more interesting than my weekend plans. I'm going to consider it!
Ah Yes! Truth in comedy, gotta love it. The sad, sad truth of every day life.
You Rock Doug!
um... and maybe a little shark diving too... if I'm up to it.
Oh yes, I always go "paragliding" on weekends, hahaha!
Yeah, me too...
It's Friday, and I already dread Monday...
Oooo, great lie for other things, too! "How'd ya hurt that knee there, Bob?" "Ummmm... EXTREME PARAGLIDING!" "So Betty, tell me about yourself..." "Ummmm ... EXTREME PARAGLIDING!"
Oh yeah. Gonna use that one.
Not five minutes before reading this, a coworker asked me the same question. Normally, I don't really make 'plans' for a weekend.
Thanks to Savage Chickens, I now have an answer for them, even if it's not entirely truthful.
There better be vodka in that cooler. After all, it is friday.
I'm so there!
-Lemon
there should be another one of these for Mondays when everybody asks you what you did over the weekend... I hate that question :)
Geeze, I musta misunderstood. I thought the chicken wuz serious. I know that for me, EXTREME PARAGLIDING is the only thing that can postpone my dread of work on Monday.
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