Choose Your Own Adventure

9 Responses to “Choose Your Own Adventure”

1. Rean Day on October 2nd, 2006 2:24 pm

   The story of my life!

2. Kennedy on October 2nd, 2006 4:25 pm

   Wait a second, both choices lead to…AWWW, MAN! LIFE SUCKS!!!

3. Anonymous on October 2nd, 2006 7:04 pm

   At least the destitute chicken has a rich head of hair, while the millionare chicken must wear a top hat to cover his bald spot. No amount of money can buy good hair my friend! Hah!

4. Anonymous on October 2nd, 2006 8:03 pm

   This is my favorite Savage Chickens ever.

5. Jim Pemberton on October 2nd, 2006 9:40 pm

   It kinda screws up that old platitude they told us as kids that we can grow up to be anything we wanted to be. Despite what some say, I’ve seen plenty of people work their butts off day in and day out and never make it anywhere. The thing is, unless you inherit wealth, you’ll never “make it” if you don’t try.

   I had a boss that used to say:
   “I’m working on my second million…
   I gave up on my first.”

6. Anonymous on October 3rd, 2006 12:38 am

   I LOVE YOU!!!

7. Stacy on October 3rd, 2006 2:27 pm

   I love you more. No, I mean that. I really, really do love you.

8. Anonymous on October 9th, 2006 5:28 am

   The millionaire looks like… Abraham Chincken

9. Anonymous on July 30th, 2008 5:56 pm

   Ah, of course, you must break all the rules to be rich. Go my chicken, begin jumping fences.

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