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I wonder if he ever got his 10 bucks?
Um… Wow. We learned about Chuck Norris in school last year(At least I think it was Chuck Norris.). It’s funny ,though.
Ha! I bet Jet Li could kick Chuck’s nuggets.
Best one in a long time (and that’s saying a lot!) — woohoo!
Where is Chuck Norris’s greatest weapon: The Beard? The Beard was invented by Chuck back when he told God about light. It is worn today by those who wish to be like Chuck. However, none have ever compared to the Beard of Chuck. It has come to be known as the single most powerful thing in the History of the earth. Legend has it that once a man ripped out a single hair from The Great Chuck’s Beard and lost his virginity 9 times immediately. However, in his excitement he dropped the hair and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him out into space.
That will be $10
I can defy Chuck Nor-
Chickens with legs. I like this bold move forward.
Somebody get that chicken $10!!!
Chuck Norris doesn’t kill people. Chickens kill people
Hey, could this be chuck’s cousin, Cluck Norris?
Poor, poor, poor chicken. (I bet it’s on the ground crying)
I go to a “special” school for the arts. Chuck Norris comes up in any conversation at least once a day. My personal favorite Chuck Norris facts are…
Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer…
To bad he never cries!
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
There is no evolution. It’s just the animals that Chuck Norris lets live.
Apparently, one of them is chickens.
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I think the kickin’ chicken should have had mean eyebrows in the last panel.
Poor Chicken
Actually, in “Game of Death” they had to reshoot the fight scene between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee 58 times because the first 57 times, Chuck Norris kept roundhouse kicking Bruce and sending him 50 feet back into the wall. Eventually, on the 58th time, they brought in a stunt double to lose. His stunt double turned out to be a young Vin Diesel
Chook Norris?
Heliarous, Doug. That was the best one I’ve seen! =D
hey i was just having a conversation with someone about kung fu chicken… or wait, maybe that was kung pow chicken? Oh well either way i am sure Chuck Norris would eat them both!
When are you going to put this one on a t-shirt?
cluck norris.
the chief export of chuck norris is pain
they say micheal phelps swims like a fish. they say a fish swims like chuck norris.
the pope wears the funny hat to amuse chuck norris. while this is true it is also true that if the pope removes his hat chuck norris will round house kick his head into the same shape.
Greetings! Can I, use some pics from your page for my degree work?
hi my name is chuck and i am fcing awesom!
but he’s not chu…