Chuck Norris

23 Responses to “Chuck Norris”

1. Chicken Orris on February 28th, 2007 11:39 am

   I wonder if he ever got his 10 bucks?

2. Anonymous on February 28th, 2007 11:56 am

   Um… Wow. We learned about Chuck Norris in school last year(At least I think it was Chuck Norris.). It’s funny ,though.

3. Jen on February 28th, 2007 12:28 pm

   Ha! I bet Jet Li could kick Chuck’s nuggets.

4. david on February 28th, 2007 12:56 pm

   Best one in a long time (and that’s saying a lot!) — woohoo!

5. Anonymous on February 28th, 2007 2:03 pm

   Where is Chuck Norris’s greatest weapon: The Beard? The Beard was invented by Chuck back when he told God about light. It is worn today by those who wish to be like Chuck. However, none have ever compared to the Beard of Chuck. It has come to be known as the single most powerful thing in the History of the earth. Legend has it that once a man ripped out a single hair from The Great Chuck’s Beard and lost his virginity 9 times immediately. However, in his excitement he dropped the hair and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him out into space.

6. Justin on February 28th, 2007 2:31 pm

   That will be $10

7. Much Gooder on February 28th, 2007 2:36 pm

   I can defy Chuck Nor-

8. mcdishrag on February 28th, 2007 3:11 pm

   Chickens with legs. I like this bold move forward.

9. Anonymous on February 28th, 2007 4:23 pm

   Somebody get that chicken $10!!!

10. Anonymous on February 28th, 2007 5:32 pm

    Chuck Norris doesn’t kill people. Chickens kill people

11. Anonymous on February 28th, 2007 6:39 pm

    Hey, could this be chuck’s cousin, Cluck Norris?

12. FeelEnergy on February 28th, 2007 9:39 pm

    Poor, poor, poor chicken. (I bet it’s on the ground crying)

13. Ellie T on February 28th, 2007 10:38 pm

    I go to a “special” school for the arts. Chuck Norris comes up in any conversation at least once a day. My personal favorite Chuck Norris facts are…

    Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer…
    To bad he never cries!

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

    There is no evolution. It’s just the animals that Chuck Norris lets live.

    Apparently, one of them is chickens.

    I LOVE YOU DOUG!

14. Kickin' McNuggets on March 1st, 2007 2:38 am

    I think the kickin’ chicken should have had mean eyebrows in the last panel.

15. Trent Setter on March 1st, 2007 2:39 am

    Poor Chicken

16. Anonymous on March 1st, 2007 5:21 am

    Actually, in “Game of Death” they had to reshoot the fight scene between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee 58 times because the first 57 times, Chuck Norris kept roundhouse kicking Bruce and sending him 50 feet back into the wall. Eventually, on the 58th time, they brought in a stunt double to lose. His stunt double turned out to be a young Vin Diesel

17. Champagne Seoulcialist on March 2nd, 2007 2:15 am

    Chook Norris?

18. Anonymous on March 2nd, 2007 3:37 pm

    Heliarous, Doug. That was the best one I’ve seen! =D

19. Anonymous on March 8th, 2007 7:16 am

    hey i was just having a conversation with someone about kung fu chicken… or wait, maybe that was kung pow chicken? Oh well either way i am sure Chuck Norris would eat them both!

20. kungfufighter4life on June 19th, 2007 2:23 pm

    When are you going to put this one on a t-shirt?

21. Anonymous on August 27th, 2007 7:22 pm

    cluck norris.

22. Anonymous on March 13th, 2008 1:08 am

    the chief export of chuck norris is pain

23. norris lover on October 7th, 2008 12:14 am

    they say micheal phelps swims like a fish. they say a fish swims like chuck norris.

    the pope wears the funny hat to amuse chuck norris. while this is true it is also true that if the pope removes his hat chuck norris will round house kick his head into the same shape.

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