Still Life

15 Responses to “Still Life”

1. Seraphine on January 21st, 2008 8:23 am

   Nobody mistakes me for
   a ninja. I talk
   too much. Being
   quiet works for about
   two minutes maximum.

2. vornn on January 21st, 2008 8:26 am

   Still life master class, with Ninja?

   or

   Spot the Ninja?

3. Jen on January 21st, 2008 10:29 am

   I think he’s behind the couch. That’s not a button it’s a peephole!

4. Talis24 on January 21st, 2008 1:11 pm

   Is it one of those CERD things where you have to tilt your head…and squint…and you STILL can’t see it?

   Still Chickens who are Ninja? Classic. Better than monkeys.

5. Chris on January 21st, 2008 1:59 pm

   I can’t see any Ninjas in my cubicle! I must be surrounded! Mommy!

6. lishun on January 21st, 2008 2:08 pm

   i think he’s camouflaged himself as a bowl of fruit.

7. SteveO on January 21st, 2008 2:09 pm

   Wait! Shh……I thought I heard a fart.

8. Anonymous on January 21st, 2008 5:38 pm

   I don’t get it.

9. Reba on January 21st, 2008 6:57 pm

   lol funny stuff

10. Anonymous on January 21st, 2008 7:04 pm

    How about a 1-800 ninja hotline?
    I want MORE NINJAS!!!

    –JAO, Costa Rica

11. GuidotheSquid on January 22nd, 2008 4:48 am

    You’re not supposed to see the ninja. If you see the ninja…

    Then it’s too late for you.

12. Anonymous on January 22nd, 2008 11:50 pm

    …is there really a ninja? where… is… h- *neck snaps*

13. Rhie on March 13th, 2009 4:20 am

    Oh, damn. I thought this was a reference to the book “Still Life with Crows,” but that would be far too vague.
    Funny after thinking about it for a second, though.

14. anNa on June 23rd, 2009 12:34 pm

    You’re a bloody genius.

15. Anonymous on November 12th, 2009 1:53 am

    please include this one in your book!

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