Above and Beyond

11 Responses to “Above and Beyond”

1. Anonymous on May 19th, 2008 1:39 pm

   I’ve heard that a lot lately…

2. Seraphine on May 19th, 2008 4:42 pm

   *ding*
   I finally get it.
   110% never made sense to me.
   I took it for an absolute number.
   How could 110% of anything exist?
   Then a chicken, of all things,
   set me straight, and on a
   monday morning. Hoot.
   110% of nothing is nothing.
   110% of half is 55%.
   110% of 100% is bragging.

3. Anonymous on May 19th, 2008 4:57 pm

   Weird lack of comments thus far…
   Either this hits too close to home for your readers Doug, or you must be at work giving 110% and thus have no time to post them. A sad state of affairs regardless. Monday Mourning indeed.

4. Anonymous on May 19th, 2008 4:58 pm

   Ahhh, the beauty of statistics…

5. Anonymous on May 19th, 2008 8:30 pm

   bueno, muy bueno..

   y real!! que es lo peor de todo.

   salu2
   b

6. Luwano on May 19th, 2008 9:16 pm

   PROD didn’t define what the 110% should be of. Bad mistake, even worse cause he’s a robot. But he’s not like the average robot anyway.

7. hatrabbit on May 20th, 2008 12:13 am

   Smart chicken. I’m gonna use that for sure–but what’s 110% of nothing? I came up with 11 but I may have carried the one when I should have subtracted it, or … oh, I dunno. Man, did I mention how smart that chicken is?

8. Mr Not at Work on May 20th, 2008 2:09 pm

   Re: ‘Weird lack of comments thus far’. Hey, Monday was a holiday in Canada. What do you expect?

9. El Zorro on May 21st, 2008 2:14 am

   exe lente!! saludos!! ahi se ven!!

10. El Zorro on May 21st, 2008 2:15 am

    exe lente!! saludos!! ahi se ven!!

11. Snowdrops on May 21st, 2008 7:26 am

    Doug, have you been watching the British version of the Apprentice this year??? The contestants in this season are notorious for sprouting nonsense about how they gave 110% or 150% to everything they do!! May I refer you to the hilarious Guardian blogs on the series so far: http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/organgrinder/2008/05/the_apprentice_series_four_epi_7.html

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