Rejected!

June 23, 2008 · Filed Under Aquachicken, Cartoons, Useless Mutants

Savage Chickens - Rejected!

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8 Responses to “Rejected!”

Luwano on June 23rd, 2008 9:45 am

Nah, come on. Aquachicken is a chiropractor, he can sing, read the mind of fish and breathe underwater.
And Flashback really dares to call him “too useless”.
The mighty Aquachicken would proof him wrong if he would get a chance.
Maybe Aquachicken now turns into a supervillian and becomes the worst enemy of the Useless Mutants.
Mwahahahahaha…..erm….I mean….good one Doug….
Anonymous on June 23rd, 2008 12:16 pm

This is a tad unfair! Surely there can be some use for Aquachicken???
In my humble opinion he is more usefull than Gastrika and Plastique Man…
On the other hand, if they believe him to be too useless, he is even more suited to become a UM, where the only requirement is that you have a useless mutation… SNOBS!
T from Tel-Aviv
BarefootMedia on June 23rd, 2008 1:32 pm

Driven by dreams of revenge, Aquachicken creates his own organization of (sorta) super heroes called the LUUM, the League of Utterly Useless Mutants.

Unfortunately, Aquachicken’s plans fell apart when it was discovered the LUUM was actually utterly useless.
Anonymous on June 23rd, 2008 1:43 pm

Thats what every one says to me…I feel his pain…
Seraphine on June 23rd, 2008 4:51 pm

I hate feeling useless too.
But really, it’s lack of
imagination if somebody feels
that about me (or Aquachicken).
That;s why I always root for the
Underdogs (ummm… underchickens?).
solo_flight on June 24th, 2008 2:50 am

Aquachicken: genetically engineered to make Jessica Simpson’s head explode.

“Is this chicken? Or is this fish?”
bookchick on June 24th, 2008 2:30 pm

very few know of Aquachicken’s role as a trainer/consultant in the Navy SEALS program
i understand that he attended the Naval Academy, was the first to scale Herndon Monument as a plebe and graduated at the top of his class…
that’s SOME chicken!
stefanie on July 24th, 2008 12:04 am

aqua chicken could use his powers for cancer research (through consultation and engagement with fish that ofcourse hold the cancer cure secret (fish know everything)) and become a true hero..