More Useless Mutants: Hoverboy – Gastrika – Plastique Man – Woolverine – Rock Ock – Poly-Cotton Blend – Flashback – Captain Television – Optometron
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Nah, come on. Aquachicken is a chiropractor, he can sing, read the mind of fish and breathe underwater.
And Flashback really dares to call him “too useless”.
The mighty Aquachicken would proof him wrong if he would get a chance.
Maybe Aquachicken now turns into a supervillian and becomes the worst enemy of the Useless Mutants.
Mwahahahahaha…..erm….I mean….good one Doug….
This is a tad unfair! Surely there can be some use for Aquachicken???
In my humble opinion he is more usefull than Gastrika and Plastique Man…
On the other hand, if they believe him to be too useless, he is even more suited to become a UM, where the only requirement is that you have a useless mutation… SNOBS!
T from Tel-Aviv
Driven by dreams of revenge, Aquachicken creates his own organization of (sorta) super heroes called the LUUM, the League of Utterly Useless Mutants.
Unfortunately, Aquachicken’s plans fell apart when it was discovered the LUUM was actually utterly useless.
Thats what every one says to me…I feel his pain…
I hate feeling useless too.
But really, it’s lack of
imagination if somebody feels
that about me (or Aquachicken).
That;s why I always root for the
Underdogs (ummm… underchickens?).
Aquachicken: genetically engineered to make Jessica Simpson’s head explode.
“Is this chicken? Or is this fish?”
very few know of Aquachicken’s role as a trainer/consultant in the Navy SEALS program
i understand that he attended the Naval Academy, was the first to scale Herndon Monument as a plebe and graduated at the top of his class…
that’s SOME chicken!
aqua chicken could use his powers for cancer research (through consultation and engagement with fish that ofcourse hold the cancer cure secret (fish know everything)) and become a true hero..