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lol… it soundz like me
The Washington Resume: I can not tell a lie, so the rest of the pages are blank.
thank you for the tip doug. i’ll submit *my* resume with *four* pages of blank paper. that makes me 25% more qualified than the house poet. heh heh.
Objective: I want to be a Detective
Experience: I have bad flatulence
Skills: It helps me to go up hills
Education: Such a nice vacation
Résumé, hahaha! Nice touch- I bet with the name, there’s even a bit of a rhythm in it.
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Chickèn
… (insert 3 blank pages)