Résumé

5 Responses to “Résumé”

1. Silviu on November 10th, 2009 5:42 am

   lol… it soundz like me

2. Dale on November 10th, 2009 6:49 am

   The Washington Resume: I can not tell a lie, so the rest of the pages are blank.

3. Seraphine on November 10th, 2009 9:03 am

   thank you for the tip doug. i’ll submit *my* resume with *four* pages of blank paper. that makes me 25% more qualified than the house poet. heh heh.

4. willwot on November 10th, 2009 10:02 am

   Objective: I want to be a Detective
   Experience: I have bad flatulence
   Skills: It helps me to go up hills
   Education: Such a nice vacation

5. Antonio on November 11th, 2009 5:36 am

   Résumé, hahaha! Nice touch- I bet with the name, there’s even a bit of a rhythm in it.

   Résumé
   Chickèn

   … (insert 3 blank pages)

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