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18 Responses to The Following Program

  1. moi says:

    if only…
    when I moved I sold my tv… I didn’t get another one ;)

    • Seth says:

      poor thing. you wanna talk about it?

    • Ijon Tichy says:

      Good move. Now you can get away with not knowing a damned thing about the world :P

      Oh, and the whole “being less stupid” thing, that’s nice too.

    • Animal says:

      The remedy for bad television isn’t getting rid of television… it’s being more discerning in yer viewing habits. There actually are quality programs on t.v.

      • samuel says:

        True, but getting rid of TV is not wrong either… personally I am trying to replace all my TV watching with reading and activities in which I actually accomplish something…

        My criteria for watching TV shows is watching shows where I’m entertained or I learn something useful. There are shows that I used to watch like home remodel shows, but I never went out and started to remodel my house, therefore I stopped watching them (or try to lessen anyway.) Entertaining shows that do absolutely nothing but feed me brain-candy, I have to remember to “eat” sparingly.

  2. BigLee says:

    Some days I’d like to see this warning before the evening news.

  3. Jonas says:

    Favourite movies insulting my intelligence are:

    Evil Aliens (must see)
    Piranha 2
    Abominable Snowman

  4. Matt says:

    Sounds like most T.V.
    Define insulting my intelligence?

  5. annhltr says:

    Applicable to all programs on Fox news.

  6. Erin says:

    This one is awesome! Just got done talking about how television kills your brain!

  7. vajepa says:

    this would make a brilliant trend: use honesty and make it sound sarcastic. every area of our lives would be funnier. thanks doug!

  8. kristina says:

    They need to put this message on the actual TV for the moment the power is turned on…

    Printing and posting at my desk now!

    P.S. I ordered my copy of the book from Amazon.ca Friday, it was shipped Saturday, and I can’t wait for it to arrive!

  9. Capt. Obvious says:

    Too bad this one isn’t in the book…actually, scratch that, can I get it poster sized?

  10. willwot says:

    I watch mostly cartoons SouthPark, AdultSwim, FoxSundayNight, Archer, Futurama, Ugly Americans I feel fooly insulated from such insultation.

  11. jajaja

    let me guess,…

    …a reality show!

  12. dskuam says:

    Oh! How much I would appreciate such warning in so many shows!

  13. When I got married and moved, I didn’t get TV at all .. yet.

    Neither I nor the wife are complaining, so should I?

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