People I Hate 6

10 Responses to “People I Hate 6”

1. McDishrag on February 19th, 2007 5:11 pm

   Oh, so true. Even dates stink up a moviegoing experience, so I have read.
   Doug, is this the first time you have anthropomorphized into a chicken yourself?

2. Ev on February 19th, 2007 6:20 pm

   this is exactly why i now always wait for the dvd

3. Jen on February 19th, 2007 8:55 pm

   Too true. Don’t forget the kick-kick-kick to the back of the seat. Man that gets me steamed.

4. Stacy on February 19th, 2007 8:59 pm

   You are a very cranky chicken-man. The people are part of the experience! Nothing is quite as satisfying as a whole theatre full of people laughing at something you just yelled at the screen.

   I know, you hate me too.

5. LeAnna on February 19th, 2007 11:58 pm

   We should have a real life MST3K for those who want to just make fun of movies the entire time.

6. Gail on February 20th, 2007 12:45 am

   indeed!

7. Anonymous on February 20th, 2007 12:47 am

   This is why I’d rather stay home and watch: Ow! My Balls

8. the mean ol' chicken of Hate on February 20th, 2007 1:51 am

   When people bug you at the movie theater, it can be helpful to offer them some of your popcorn.

   Then deliver it with a sligshot at very close range.

9. the chicken of Irritation on February 20th, 2007 2:04 am

   Top 5 things you can do to irritating people at the movies:

   1) sit behind them, and push a ketchup bottle up between the seat and backrest …

   2) In your best stage whisper, say “hey, did you hear what that pervert at the concession stand did in the popcorn…?”

   3) Sit in front of him. Keep standing up to yawn interminably

   4) Crawl over everybody in the row to get out, then change your mind and go back. Repeatedly.

   5) take a misting spray bottle to the movie. Sneeze often and then mist the person sitting in front of you. Put garlic in the water.

10. M-L on February 20th, 2007 5:48 am

    hmmm ihp who don’t get it…
    but ild

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