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Your cartoons scrambled my brain; then they fried it, and i’ve been stewing over this all day. Now i’m boiling mad. Go fricasee yourself!
fricassee?
great comics,,keep em coming…i have a feeling these characters will be a hit..
Also, fill the apples with shards of glass and razor blades…
Rather old joke, just a bit rehashed.
… and if you really wanna keep him away, throw in some gun powder and a lit match…
what if it dosent keep him away then what’ll you do…?
Pull out a grenade painted like an apple. but it would be
“A grenade a lifetime keeps the doctor away”
I love a sarcastic chicken! I want more….
just write on the apple “i have no insurance” you’ll keep both the doctors and the hospitals away
how do you make a bomb look like an apple?
Their Chickens for corn sakes yes if they have apples to throw it would be the eyes to aim for. It save them from having to peck your eyes out.
quick! behind you!
modis, not a bomb a grenade, and you paint it!cerealist , halarious!
wow. shut up and stop trying to outdo the original joke. e.g — “THROW IN SOME GUN POWDER…PULL OUT A GRENADE”
You sound like prepubescents. Grow up.
The identity of the ninja-chicken is revealed!