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6 Responses to Limited Time Only

  1. jeninator says:

    wow, i had no idea groceries could be bought in bulk…thats amazing

  2. chicken cheerleader says:

    so, is that guy like chicken little?

  3. Beth says:

    Does he know the truth of it?

  4. Chaz says:

    I don’t believe he’s Chicken Little because he doesn’t wear glasses. However, this sounds like a marketing ploy to drive up holiday sales. Afterall, if you’re not worried about paying off your credit card bills, why not charge more? Those sneaky bastards!

  5. crow says:

    chicken little didn’t say ‘the end of the world is coming’ he said ‘the sky is falling’, mr/ms chaz. that’s great, doug

  6. Peter Wolff says:

    The end will come much sooner than expected: it is estimated that in about 5 billion years the sun will go Red Giant and scorch Earth to a lump of bare rock. (It won’t swallow it because its mass decreases enough to increase Earth’s orbit enough to avoid that.

    Then, it is estimated that in about 3 billion years, the sun is hot enough to kill all life (as we know it) on Earth.

    And to a recent study, the sun’s increasing heat will disable oxygen production in about 1.08 billion years and life forms that need oxygen will get extinct within about 19,009 years:

    https://www.nature.com/articles/s41561-021-00693-5

    But as that study has been published in March 1, 2022, we have only 1,080,009,995 years, 10 months, and 2 days left 😉

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