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Yeah, but can we run with scissors?
Does this mean we can run with sticks after all? I always thought that eye thing was bogus…
Only if your stick has a nail through it. Plain sticks are still not allowed.
I already read this one tomorrow.
It’s not running with the scissors that is the problem. It’s the falling with scissors.
i had a friend who ran with a pencil in 2nd grade, he tripped and stabbed himself in the throat. comedy gold. he was okay by the way.
I was doing so good… 2 whole days without a laughing snort. *sigh*
Yow. Did anyone else just hear that laughing snort?
Don’t sell arms to other countries? Obviously Tony Blair never got taught safety rules. =P
Yep this ones real good, I read it next week.
O-M-G!!! Is THAT why I keep saying the first two over and over and over and over….
…and why the chicken cartoons are always the same on Saturday and Sunday as on Friday??? 😉
wolk with scissors, run with guns
What happened to “Don’t cross the streams”?