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So funny! I love checking Savage Chickens first thng in the morning, because right on I’m having a good day!
My soulmate is the remote I misplaced a year ago? I KNEW IT!! We’re registered at Target.
Hey, I’ve been telling my girlfriends this for years!!
Thanks Doug… your chickens always make me smile.
I don’t know why I never thought to look THERE??!! Geeze, all the wasted time!! Should have consulted the chickens.
huh?
Damn! That’s where she’s been for the last six months!
Somebody explain this to me-it when right over my head…..
And the couch is deeper than most people.
I never thought to look there!ROTFL, Shana!
Doug, your chickens bring people together. It’s great to know I’m not the only one who lost a soulmate between the sofa cushions.
You mean I’ve been farting on my soulmate all this time? Lordy Lordy.
That’s were I found my husband… he still hides there sometimes when I nag at him. it must be a comfort thing.
The things that are found in the couch…
The best? A whole package of cookies.
hahaha so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong..
😀 nice.
Damn it. I was only checking behind the sofa. So many wasted years!
Ahhh, found him!
Haha! Nice one Doug! I found baked Cheetos between my cushions today. I LOVE them, but I never thought of them as a soulmate.
Maybe I’ll have to re-evaluate my relationship with salty snacks.
*Sniff* Doug, thank you for the timely tip. The connection between £3.29 in change and me was…magnetic. I now understand what people mean when they say, “You just know.”
After all these years, I’m finally going to have a happy Valentine’s Day. £3.29 and I are going to McDonald’s for the Big Mac Meal Deal…
Ixx
Is that why it’s called a love seat?