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cartoon bears have the unique ability to look innocent while they kill you
Man, I hate when that happens.
Baby Bear is a cereal killer?
“Goldib’gawks and the three evil bears”?
I have to paws and laugh at the comments so far. Too funny!! I just can’t bear it. Here’s what I have to add:
Would the chicken ask if that was her tummy she heard growling?
Would she take a bite of the cereal and say, “Mmm. Tastes like chicken?”
Razor blades? Anyone ever see a clean-shaven bear?
this just shows how the world today is…
It’s Goldilocks. She stopped shaving and things got out of control.
This is what happens when bears can go dumpster diving.
Doug,
I’m concerned you are listening to my conversations. Last week I had lengthy topics of banter with my coworkers about; Chuck Norris, Black Butte Ranch, and Goldilocks and the Three Bears. HOW is it possible you made a panel about each of those topics, a day or two after our discussions?
Wow man, WOW.
the 5 coolest things about eating porridge laced with razor blades:
1) The inside of your throat will NEVER EVER get whiskery!
2) If you’re a chicken who eats them, you can cut your own head off
3) you can pretend you’re choking, and when somebody gives you the heimlich maneuver, you can hack up a razor blade into an onlooker’s jugular vein and impress everybody
4) it makes all food taste like blood, which is cool if you’re a vam-chicken
5) actually, there aren’t 5 cool things about eating razor blades, only 4
This reminded me of that Simpsons with the box of “jagged metal Krusty-o’s!”
the third bowl would be “just right” if the chicken were emo…
i like evil bear.
Ahhhh, the nice taste of razor blades, blood, and poradge in the morning. WIth some cofee, and cereal, you are on your way to a thinner, healther you!
Nah, I prefer just some buttered toat with jam…