Savage Chickens - The Sailor

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9 Responses to The Sailor

  1. Jen says:

    Summon the Kraken!

  2. Kevin says:

    I thought it had something to do with getting him and embarrassing tattoo… Like “I [heart] crabs”…

  3. Anonymous says:

    Get him another tattoo. Perhaps “Mother” or “The Colonel”.

  4. SnowBug says:

    You can thank (or kick) me later.
    (wow…some of these are vicious. Luckily I was a Marine and not a sailor!)

    Put him in the longboat ’til he’s sober

    Put him in the longboat and make him bail ‘er

    Put him in the bilge and make him drink it

    Pull out the plug and wet him all over

    Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him

    Heave him by the leg in a running bowline

    Soak ‘im in oil ’till he sprouts flippers

    Spray him with whiskey and light him on fire

    Take him and shake him and try to wake him

    Give ‘im a dose of salt and water

    Hit ‘im on the head with a broken hammer

    Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under

    Keelhaul him, keelhaul him

    Put him into bed with the captain’s daughter

    You’ve never seen the captain’s daughter

    Slap him around and call him Suzie,

    Shave his belly with a rusty razor

    Put him in the back of the paddywagon

    Put him in his bunk with his pants on backwards

    Hang him from the yard-arm by his toe nails

    Send him down to Davy Jones’ Locker

  5. Anonymous says:

    Put him in the recovery position?

  6. Jen says:

    They made us learn this song in 5th grade, but they only taught us the “child friendly” verses.

  7. SnowBug says:

    Jen –
    Then I take it “Shave his belly with a rusty razor” wasn’t there 😉

  8. Roz says:

    What do you do with a drunken sailor?
    You turn him into a dunkin’ sailor.
    If he can’t swim, throw him a donut.

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